Bill Clinton Hosts The Aids Vagina Monologues in Church

Nobodys Opinion; After dealing with that absurd moment in media history on Friday afternoon, where Rush Limbaugh was portrayed as some mad, raving, addicted criminal, while Keith Richards, whose brain has the consistency of a moldy sponge cake, falls out of a coconut tree, and everyone laughs as if he was never an example to millions of baby boomers that you could be rich and be completely stoned out of your mind. (Enticing millions of baby boomers to keep on smoking along with him):---to say that I was not ready for Clinton’s Sunday Night Global Iniative on Aids while I was trying to enjoy my barbeque ribs…was an understatement.

It’s sad. To me, Bill Clinton is like a terrible plane wreck. I don’t want to watch him, but I can’t help myself.

Half of the people that grew up in the sixties finally realized by the 1980’s, that unlimited drugs and sex were pretty bad. We grew up and came to our senses. The other half of the baby boomers did not grow up and now work in various Democratic institutions of media, and the government. They still think that drugs and unlimited sex are a mandatory right. Especially the most famous poster boy of that era who became President: Bill Clinton.

And now Bill Clinton believes there should be a mandatory right for governments to test everyone for aids. His big global organizations will be happy to take your money to make this mandatory testing along with shots happen.

So far he has raised 2.5 billion and expects more by September. It is our “moral obligations” to help the “babies.”

Bill has something in common with Keith Richards. He once fell at a friend’s house while he was President (rumor- he was drunk) and broke his leg. You did not see too many pictures of Bill on crutches. In fact, I bet by now they’ve all been shredded.

I saw Keith Richards fall flat on his face one time at a Stones Concert, years ago. He fell down a good seven steps…right on top of his guitar. Mick ran over to help him up, because he couldn’t get up by himself. But here is what’s funny…there was no sounds of a 175 pound guy falling on his guitar strings, and the song did not change. Mick was not singing, Keith was out completely, but the song continued as if nothing had happened.

You see the technology, much like a Bill Clinton’s monologues, is so good that you would never know you are being faked out. The performer will talk between songs so you think they are really singing. It’s all a fraud. Their sound engineers just turn them up at the right time.

Most of them do. And why does nobody care?

Why do we get appalled at baseball players on steroids and not at musicians faking it?

And why are we not more outraged when Bill Clinton goes around faking compassion?

Because faking compassion is a sure way to get your money, to set him up as Global King, and Hillary as President. It all goes to Arkansas.

Clinton sat in a chair on the alter…condoms were discussed, vaginas were mentioned. I was getting ready for Bill to pull out a banana, and put a condom on it.

An African girl got up to explain that you can’t stop aids because “Sex is fun, and feels good, and the poor people have nothing else to do.”

She was really helping Bill’s “initiative.”

Then Richard Gere stood up and talked. And the look on Bill’s Face was priceless. You could tell he did not like being upstaged by someone better looking and just as good an actor. Remember, Richard had publicly blamed Bill for not giving to aids during his Presidency.

But Bill held his poker face..

Bill Clinton, the compassionate, had overseen the selling of aids tainted blood from an Arkansas prison to Canada when he was governor. Thousands became infected with aids in Canada and even Europe. I guess he was so excited about the subject, he just forgot to mention it.

For a sinner to pontificate the subject of sex in a holy site like a church, shows you that President Clinton thinks he is God and has no respect for religion.

I think the world needs protection from Bill Clinton and his fake Aids Initiative Program.

Someone put a big condom on his head.

Nobody’s Perfect; Millions of Americans, like me, who have never watched Comedy Central in their lives, will be sure to never bother, after watching the tasteless display of insults that were thrown at our President by one of their comedians at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner on Saturday night. Not too smart of the producers of Comedy Central.

Nobody Cares; Tyson Chicken is going to close their doors tomorrow to honor their comrades from Mexico tomorrow. Since Clinton help Tyson open up many plants in China, they know how important celebrating the day of communism is.

Nobody Knows: Why Chavez’s was honored with his picture in the horoscopes of Vanity Fair this month. Like we care when he was born. We just know it was under a bad sign.