Oil, Sex, and the FDA

Nobody’s Opinion: If you think you should jump on the politician’s bandwagon and attack all oil companies and their CEO’s about the price of gas….think again. Exxon made a 36 billions dollar profit last year, but the government made 56 billion dollars off of the gas taxes alone. And not to mention-- you will be paying the gas taxes being passed on to you again in every product you buy. With all that money coming in maybe when they build that massive highway from the middle of Mexico, through the middle of the United States, up into Canada, they will NOT have to charge a toll. Right, sorry-- left the planet for a second.

Someone should tell Lee Raymond, the Exxon millionaire retiree that he can get his teeth fixed now.

Hillary Clinton and George Bush are on the same page when it comes to the illegal’s aliens and not spending any more money for border patrol. Someone should check into their maid service. They were both appalled that Congress took money away from the troops in Iraq to send to the border. I expect to them both together again on May 1, marching with the hard working immigrants in Houston. Go figure. If that happens, we might as well move to Canada.

Tony Snow is going to do a great job representing President Bush. The fact that he will be called “snow man” and “snow job” everywhere he goes, even when in the bathroom, just shows how much of a patriot he is. Go Tony. Do us proud.

Nobody’s Cares; Michelle Rodriguez did a Martha Stewart today when she choose to do jail time instead of 240 hours of community service for her DWI. Look for her book about her time in prison to come out by July, where she beats up an inmate for telling her she looks lost. (Sorry)

Nobody Knows: Just what Abu Musab al Zarqawi was smoking when he said to America, “Your soldiers are committing suicide!” I guess when you strap twenty tons of explosives on yourself and walk into a Mosque and blow yourself up, you are not trying to kill yourself. It's just an experiment in Islamic fashion wear.

The WTC center, after a long delay where they decided to go with the liberals version of America instead of what Americans wanted…taller towers, have now said that the government can come in and control the whole building process. If Hillary has any say in this, we might end up seeing two profiles of the Clintons in lights.

We cannot go to any more wars without loans from either China or Japan. We also have most of our military technology made overseas. No wonder they are talking about windmills.

Nobody’s Business: Clinton didn’t want another Monica story with his new flame, and he wanted to get this new stripper he just met some fame, so he arrange to play golf next to her house and have his merry men go over and tell her she couldn’t fire her fireworks, and get it all reported in the papers.

What…you think this story was for real? If you don’t think this was a way to get him off the hook for knowing her before hand, take my house. (Just kidding)

Nobody’s Perfect; The FDA just approved verichip implants, those cool little things that companies will be putting in employer’s hands, and soon every kid in America will have them installed in their little hands for safety’s sake. The FDA has made some pretty big mistakes recently, like Viagra…and will continue to pass approval for any product that harms the American people. Probably because everyone who works at the FDA is already chipped and being controlled.

So much for today…