Topically Under the Radar

Nobody’s Opinion: While everyone is talking about the issues of the day; immigration, oil prices, what Democrats say, what Republicans say…Why does the whole Congress looks like an old Marx Brother movie in slow motion? Being the nobody that I am, I was thinking about the old trick of misdirection. There is an old trick, I’m sure everyone’s seen it, where you are at some street event, and there is the old guy who usually looks lonesome, and he has a table where he is doing card tricks, various balloon tricks, etc. And the one trick that gets you every time is the follow the ball under the cup trick. I’ve never been able to follow it. Most magicians will tell you the art in magic it to get you to look somewhere else while the decepted move is taking place. And that’s how I feel about the usual topical subjects on the news. The big headlines are important, no doubt, but it’s the little headlines that usually catch my attention. The obvious one that comes to mind is of course the Monica Lewinsky, impeachment story. We were all following that one story very carefully. Of course it was important. But the fact that Clinton was being impeached for sex, instead of the high crime and misdemeanor of enabling China to get our nuclear secrets, with the updated equipment, computers, and necessary hardware to get up to speed with us, was not even mentioned. If not for the internet, you would have never known about it. Most people were looking at the wrong cup. Then, there was Y2K. That was such a big deal that I still have bottles of water and old macaroni and cheese dinners in my basement waiting for the next cockroach invasion. Remember how they talked about the event in 1999, making us feel that the whole United States would fall under a terrorists attack? Then nothing happened. The next day it was…oh…well…that’s good. Under the topical radar was the fact that huge FEMA holding stations were being build all over the country, in the name of protecting us from Y2K. FEMA was started by a Jimmy Carter 1979 executive orders. And by these orders this organization (unelected) has full power to take over the whole country at the order of the President. Congress cannot do anything about it for six months. Of course, there will have to be an emergency first. But FEMA has unlimited power. It can force citizens to work to build whatever…for the government. It can arrest citizens, and hold them without trial, it can suspend the constitution and all laws of the country. It can move entire populations, and even quarantine towns and eradicate infested citizens if need be. It can seize your property, your food, your guns, and probably you’re first born. (Sorry, I had a Yul Brenner moment with the first born.) I remember at the grocery stores there was a Y2K survival kit in every single isle. Yeah, I was stupid…I bought one…ten bucks. And while we nobodies were running around wondering if we had enough food, FEMA, under the orders of Clinton was expanding massively, quietly. It was every President's dream to complete dictatorship. It was no coincidence that all those FEMA trailers were in Little Rock, Arkansas. In 2003, FEMA joined the other 22 Federal programs which all failed during Katrina. It’s been around a long time, and should have worked like a charm… Then why didn’t it? Because, I think that FEMA’s true purpose is to wait for the big event. It’s not here to save nobody’s from Hurricanes. It’s not really here to SAVE us. Remember Tommy Thompson, the first Homeland Security Chief? He didn’t last long. He is now on the board of the company that makes those human microchips, and believes it them. I’m a nut? Well…topically speaking, I do prefer almond joys to peanut butter cups. Anyway, now the big shock is here. We are to merge with Mexico, and then die from the bird flu. And while this big event of the merger is going on, there is something under the radar that none of us are catching. Since it’s happening now, it’s hard to see in retrospect what it could be. But silently, cameras are going up everywhere. The FDA has approved the microchip ID to be used in humans. Google has the capability to censor the internet. Religion is being torn down at lighting speed. Eminent Domain, the seizure of your property, is now reality. I was outraged when I was told that I could not cash my husband’s check--- the same check that I had been depositing for over thirteen years into my account without him present, because of the patriot act. It was for our own protection we were told. The banks are giving away prizes if you stop using your debit card and use it as a credit card. They say it’s to protect you from fraud. And it’s no secret they want to sooner or later make us a complete cashless society, which means we will be at the complete mercy of all banks. If something happens, unless you have saved silver quarters, you may starve. Starving is a good way to deal with people who won't go along with leaders. Stalin and Mao used this very well, and they didn't even have American Express. Today, some senator suggested we replace FEMA with something better: I’m still looking under the cup and it’s empty. In a free society, nothing should be kept under the radar, but that is exactly why some topics will never be topical. And just thinking about this makes me want to put an r in that word and leave. Nobody’s Perfect; The producers of the View win this, for hiring Rosie O’Donnell to be a regular on the show. The View is the daytime coffee break for illiterate liberals who are painting their toenails. Nobody Knows; Who came up with the clever saying “We are part of the DNA of this country.” for the illegal aliens to rant. If this was true, cock fights would have replaced football some time ago, and taco's would be served on Thanksgivng. Nobody Cares; Ted Kenndy and John Kerry are worried that windmills will actually go up in visible sight of their mansions. What hypocrites. Why don’t they just move? Nobody Wins; When our Congress wants to grant amnesty to all illegals so that they can keep their power in Washington and build a whole new slave race. Nobody’s Fools: That’s what I hope the true patriots of America will do on May the lst, show our politicians that we are nobody's fools. We will stand up for OUR rights, and insist that the Mexican people become Americans. In fact, I heard Savage say tonight we should boycott places that speak in two languages. Not a bad idea.