The Morality of Howard Dean

Nobody’s Opinion; Howard Dean, that guru of Herculean heresy, made the statement Tuesday that “We’re about to enter the 60’s again.” Yes, he is looking for “the age of enlightenment led by religious figures who want to greet Americans with a moral, uplifting vision.”

Just what religious figures is he expecting?

Hugo Chavez? Is Hillary going to start carrying a Bible? Will Angelina Jolie drop Brad Pitt and give her life to Jesus?

Well, Bob Dylan did sing “Take Me out to the Ballgame.” for the Baseball Hall of Fame. Too bad Harry Carey wasn’t there. Who would have imagined that?

Personally, I lost complete respect for Bob Dylan when he was sitting next to Bill Clinton at the Kennedy Center receiving his National Presidential Medal for being Bill Clinton’s favorite sixties icon…while Bill Clinton was bombing Kosovo. But then again, Bob had a hard time getting out of the sixties too.

“Come you masters war, you that build the big guns, you that build the death planes, you that build all the bombs, you that hide behind walls, you that hide behind desks, I just don’t want you to know I can see through your masks.” (Masters of War. Bob Dylan)

Oh---what Bob? Kosovo was not a war? You are not a principled man? You didn’t mean anything by all that stuff you wrote?

You mean you did it for the money?

Hey, I still like the song…I just didn’t realize what it was doing to me at the time.

Yes, Bill Clinton and Hillary sat around listening to Bob Dylan and getting stoned, and getting laid. And when Bill Clinton wrote that famous letter getting himself out of the war, the most famous American draft Dodger, in history, what was Howard Dean doing?

Smoking?

Frankly, you couldn’t get many people kicking and screaming to want to go back to the sixties. Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Howard Dean all wish that they were still there because, in the sixties, just about everything was chaos. Free sex, free drugs, and race riots…Vietnam. Please. Those of us who remember do not exactly want to. I bet Howard Dean did not miss one Grateful Dead concert.

Who is advising these idiots? Do they actually need the Middle American baby boomer vote with all these new Hispanics coming in?

Dean said that President Bush wanted to take us back to, heaven forbid, the fifties…when the family was strong, and America was strong. He prefers the sixties, where a whole generation of American kids was taken over by the well-planted left, who promoted free sex, abortion, and lots of drugs.

Some of the boomer generation never got their brain waves back. They can go on acid trips now with just a strong cup of cappuccino.

The pain of the WWII generation was immense…and the baby boomers are just now realizing what they had put they’re poor parents through.

But Dean somehow goes from the sixties---- into how we all should join our hands in Jesus and learn to take care of the poor. Big jump.

Dean said, “I’m talking about moral principles like making sure everyone in America has health insurance just like 36 other countries in the world. This is a moral nation.”

So, Hillary is STILL trying to get that government health care.

He also said, “I came in the back and everybody was talking about praising the Lord, and I thought; “I am home.”

This is getting really silly. The democrats are going to use Jesus and his sayings on helping the poor to pander this story line until we get sick of it.

What they don’t tell you is that Jesus wanted you to give out of your own heart…
NOT have the government take it from your paycheck so that they could redistribute it. That’s communism. What Jesus was talking about was charity. BIG difference.

Let me repeat this; Jesus was NOT a Marxist.

If the democrats, who have made fun of the “religious right” in every speech, who want the word GOD taking out of all documents, (they will have to bomb the Supreme Court) who have never acted morally about anything in their lives…if they think that now, in order to get all their socialists/fascist agenda’s passed by saying that Jesus would take care of the poor….therefore making YOU feel guilty and agree to letting the government take more of your money, think that most people will fall for this line of propaganda…

Then all I can say is…we’d better pray for ourselves.

Because, remember, according to Howard Dean, we are a moral nation, and he should know.


Nobody’s Perfect; Howard Dean is still remembered for that hilarious YEE-HAW speech when he got so excited he thought he had just won a trip to Club Med. Makes you wonder just what’s in his wallet?

Nobody Knows; Hey, does this guy have a wife? Does he have kids? I’m afraid to look it up.

Nobody Cares; I hope that Hillary picks him to be her running mate. He would upstage her at every rally. Hillary would have a hard time trying to get attention. He could probably even upstage Bill Clinton, and because of that fact, we will never see the two of them together. Darn.