Chasing Clinton's Rainbows

Nobody’s Opinion; This weekend, I was listening to Bill Clinton’s conversation with Sarjay Gupta, on CNN. Bill made sure to mention that he was in Harlem at his office, and the subject was…poverty. He called it: “The Poverty Trap.” Once again Bill was promising to save everyone in the world.

Bill Clinton, the savior of mankind. He started the Rainbow Coalition with Jesse Jackson. When Bill Clinton talks, for some people, rainbows flow out of his mouth.

For the rest of us, it’s like watching Pharaoh’s plague. Myself, I try to duck.

But nobody promises rainbows better than Bill Clinton.

Bill Clinton, the “I am going to save the whole WORLD from aids, poverty, fat kids, Republicans, bad water, hurricanes, corporations, too much soda, the religious right, and Rush Limbaugh. All I need is some more money from you, the people of the United States---cause even though you don’t think you have much, I say YOU DO, and you should send it to me, because then I can go and redistributed it throughout the world, especially Rwanda (because I left those people to kill each other, well, my friends at the Lippo Group wanted some of that land---but I want to make up for it now that I am running---hee, hee, I mean Hillary is running for President) Now--- I’m gonna show you show how compassionate I am about helping those poor people in Africa, because then all the blacks in America will vote for Hillary, and we can get back into power, not that they won’t but, well, there are quite a few blacks out there catching on and they might start voting Republican, so that’s why I’m always over there getting my picture taking and making sure that CNN helps me get this stuff out. After all, I was a poor child growing up, why we even had an outhouse.”

Bill was doing his usual promotion of “I was the best President and everything was better when I was President,” speech with his usual pathological obsession, you know that rant we’ve all heard a hundred times--- and then something he said caught my attention. He said that he and Hillary had been giving away millions of mini-loans throughout the world.

In fact, they had been doing this since he became governor, and the program got even bigger when he became President. Why, Hillary was on the board!

What board?

Yes, Bill, in a moment of “I can’t help saying wonderful things about myself moment,” admitted that he has been giving our money away to millions upon millions all over the earth, for all those years. He is just now revealing it.

When you are President, you just give an executive order.

But now, since he is not President or the leader of his Rainbow One World Clinton Initiative Government quite yet, he has to ask for the money. It’s just a temporty thing you understand.

As far as we know, the money you send in to relieve Bill’s poverty initiative will go into Hillary’s campaign funding for President.

This wonderful rainbow idea…was like some sort of weird commune thing.

Let’s see, I would give Bill Clinton a dollar, and then he would send me $600 or more, and also, if I wanted to grow fish for a living, then he (the government) would dig a very huge hole the size of a football field, stock it with fish, and all I would have to do is feed the fish for him. (of course I would have to get at least twenty of my neighbors to help) And then the fish would be sold, and some of that money would go to all of us…we’d split it.

Then I would give five fish to one other person who would hit Bill up for a ‘Mini-Loan.”

You don’t OWN this fish farm, you just work it. And Clinton wants to set up these mandated government farms all over the earth run by…and here it comes…the new major market for GE, Arnold, Bill, Gore, and Bono, who will all cash in on this by setting up that new wave market of global warming…

Windmills. Solar energy.

Bill will own all the poor people’s land and little business all over the world. But hey! They would have something to do!

Bill doesn’t think they need electricity. No, a few billion windmills should suffice.

How did this problem with poverty become so bad?

Those who think in conspiracy theories would say some of it was caused by ”The World Bank” which of course funds globalization.

The World Bank during Clinton’s watch (And the World Bank is always run by an Ameircan President appointee) went around building big dams, ravaging whole forests in Brazil, Africa, Asia...you name it. This Bank help destroy millions of people’s homes and livihoods. People were forced off their lands, and thrown into poverty. Millions of young girls and woman went into prostitution in Malaysia because the World Bank had come in with big projects in the neighboring forests and the people had no where to turn.

That’s ok…Clinton is going to save them now.

On the show, Bill showed the poverty in poor black communities in Detroit. Never once did he mention that these people probably used to work for the Ford plant, which was closed due to Clinton’s love of globalization. (Bush love's it too.)

And what rainbow did Clinton have to help this area? He got some high school kids, gave them expensive satellite devices, and let them walk around the neighborhood and document the old abandoned houses. For this, we the taxpayers are giving these kids jobs, which requires no skill whatsoever.

Then, it looked like mostly white people, were building free homes for all of those in the neighborhood. Forty-nine free homes.

Do you see the subtle hint here?

Clinton is obviously campaigning hard for the black vote.

What most people will never learn is that at the end of Clinton’s rainbow is not a pot of gold, but thin air.

And what’s so sad, is that instead of having the universe in our hands with real hope, we have rulers of the earth, creating disasters, poverty, and even some say, creating wars, just so they can come in and save the world while at the same time making the few elite some unspeakably big profits...while the rest of humanity is out chasing Bill’s sweet rainbows.

Rainbows which end in Bill's pot of Gold.


Nobody’s Perfect; When someone asked Bill about his wife running for President he said, “If she decided to spend her six years in the Senate and then go help me in my work around the world and we could travel together that would make me happy too.”

Even when talking about Hillary, Bill just can’t help putting the light on himself.

Nobody’s Knows; It seems now, the front runners being pushed for the Presidential race in 2008 is Hillary vs. McCain. If the republicans pick McCain, he’ll do even worse than Bob Dole. Bob Dole, who is an hilarious man, could have won hands down if he had shown this side of himself, but we did not see that side of him until after he lost the election. In other words, he was picked to lose. Well, that’s a nobody’s opinion.

Nobody Cares. Steve Irwin died today. This nobody will truly miss that man. I will miss the vociferous joy he had for all of life, and how much he educated the whole planet on reptiles and snakes. Steve passion was so great, he have you look on a crocodile as a creature worth saving at all costs.

Steve was such an original and filled with so much personality, it was almost too hard to beleive anyone could be so pure.

My prayers go out to his wife who has lost her soul mate, for he made no secret of how much he loved his family.

There will never be another Steve Irwin. I don’t think I’ll ever look at a snake without thinking of him, which is a real good thing for the snake.