Neolibs Con Theocon While Neocons Say, WHAT?

Nobody’s Opinion; While Clinton’s x-impeachment lawyer Ramsey Clarke was being kicked out of the courtroom during Saddam’s final verdict today, I was listening to some guy named Damon Linker on C-Span, and thinking about Mae West….(I know, wait.)

Damon has written a book called Theocons, close cousin to the Neocons.

Theocons are just the more religious version of a religious conservative, I know…it gets pretty confusing. And Damon is scared of them.

It seemed obvious that Damon Linker, Ramsey Clarke, and Saddam were in agreement and on the same page today---one great fear was going through all three of their water retaining minds, minds were any insane idea can float.

They were worried about the upcoming elections in America.

The Theocons are coming! The Neocons are coming!

Actually, I had to look up the word “Neocon” in Wipedia, because I was afraid I might be one. It seems the Neocons actually started out as liberal-socialists.

In that case, he could be right.

The Neocons are here! The Neocons are here! No…the THEOCONS have taking over!

Someone point them out to me, because I’m still not sure who’s who. Basically, most Americans, no matter what political party they prefer, consider themselves…Americans.

What’s with this inventing Nazi-sounding spam names?

Some Neocons should shout, “The Neolibs are here! The Neolibs are here! Want a free nuke? Quick, hide your copy of Huckleberry Finn!”

And what about Theolibs? Or can we have a Theocommie?

The liberals just love to call people names…some of the more simpler minded ones just call conservatives, S.O.B’s.

Well, if like Mr. Linker you are afraid that the Republicans have made a big mess of your world and you are going to the polls because you say:

“I’ve changed my mind.”

Then repeat a line from that witty gal, Mae West;

”Does it work any better?”

And if the Neolibs get in control of Congress, is your mind going to improve? Is the country going to improve?

What’s funny is that all the Republicans, if voted out, will be voted out for NOT being Neocon or Theocon enough!

Poor Mr. Linger…I don’t think he wants to know that.

This Damon Linger guy is a proud atheist. And he loathes religion. And he’s mad because he says the Theocons are saying that the Democrats are the party of death.

Besides the democrats promoting abortion, euthanasia, population control, and always siding with Muslim radicals and communists, I really don’t see how he came to that conclusion, do you?

Damon is angry that God loving conservatives are forcing this radical Christian religion on everybody and all countries---not allowing liberal democrats and mass murderers around the world their own choice to not have to be moral.

After all, it’s such a chore. It’s really hard work.

Now, if you agree with Damon, that ruling with a Christian religious morality outlook is not a good thing, ask yourself one question:

Has anyone seen God? Is there visual, physical proof that he exist in any form? Whether that is as a Muslim’s Allah, The God of Moses, the Lord of Jesus, or the Kabala of Madonna?

Okay, using your scientific Neolib reasoning, which is so superior to all others, you don’t know if God really exists, but, and this is important---

You also have no absolutely no proof whatsoever that GOD doesn’t exist. So, how do you know he isn’t there?

Remember, there once was a time when no one could imagine an atom existing. Just because no one had seen it, did not mean it didn’t exist.

And what rights have you to force others to buy into your religion of non-belief?

Most Christians aren’t asking you to believe in God, they just want fairness, with the same Christian laws and morality that have proven successful time and time again.

Think of it as a Neoliberal historical scientific experiment in the laboratory of human time. On the whole, it has produced remarkable achievements.

Damon also conveniently forgets that long ago, there was a Constitution formed which started a Republic and we have elections here, and in the year 2000, George W. Bush, a professed moral man, won because the country was tired of an immoral man.

Therefore, the American people, whether religious or not, preferred the moral men to rule instead of immoral men, at least for the next two years.

Damon is having trouble living with that conundrum, therefore the Theocon book.

This guy was making me so mad today, I almost felt like kicking a few liberal authorcons with Americancon boots.

Damon is a proud secularist, but his water logged brain has never noticed that even secularists liberals use “Christian Theology,” the term he professed is destroying the world. They also use Christians morals more than those hated conservative Neocons.

For instance…Let’s take those two famous Christian motto’s “Turn the other Cheek” and “Love thine enemy.”

What party follows this Christian religious dogma more relentlessly?

When the Democrats are fighting the hated Republicans for control during an election cycle they are true secularists…they believe in “Slap every cheek,” and “Destroy thine enemy.”

But when they get in power and start ruling, they act just like the Christian theologists they say they hate.

Bill Clinton used this Christian religious dogma when he gave plutonian to North Korea, along with millions to build nuclear reactors with.

You couldn’t love your enemy more than that, giving him the weapons to kill you.

If the Neolibs get in Control, is their any doubt they will help Iran build one?

In fact you could say Bill Clinton loves the enemy so much, he sent his private lawyer Ramsey Clarke to represent Saddam Hussen, who all the Democrats think has been unjustly accused, and even though a murderer, his country should have NOT been invaded and he should not have been put out of power.

Bill Clinton is the ultimate Theolib.

Democrats are appalled at the war in Iraq. They say it is getting worse. More people over there are dying because of the President’s policies.

Well, hasn’t President Bush been repeating over and over that that is exactly the plan? If they are killing each other over there, than they are not killing us, over here.

Not very Christian like, but effective.

Divide and conquer. It has always worked here, why not in Iraq?

Damon does not fear the jihads nuking the city he is in, he doesn’t fear his children’s future in a future United States third world country, he doesn’t worry about this New One World Government rule by International Corporations making all our decisions like: you can’t drink Pepsi in School or gamble on the internet, or own property…no…

Damon thinks the world should be protected from President George W. Bush because he believes in right and wrong!

The motto of all liberals is that there is no right and wrong, unless you are an American, than you’re wrong, because they are the new secular, progressive, citizens of the world.

It will be interesting to see whether the American people vote for the Neocons, Theocons, or the Neo-libs…there is bound to be a big fight either way.

I’m just hoping most people Americans will do the right thing for now, and vote for the men and woman who will protect America, no matter what.

Nobody’s Perfect; Now, granted, it seems immorality and corruption reeks from both parties now, which makes this election a very tough choice…but as Horst Buchholz once said;

“Is everybody in this world corrupt?” the answer: “I don’t know everybody.”

The point being, since we don’t know just how deep the corruption is, we can only do what we can do at this moment in time….which is…take a good educated guess and go for it, and then work very hard to change the whole thing, because it’s really screwed up.

Nobody Knows; There is nothing that this nobody hates more than intellectuals like this guy Damon and Gore Vidal, who think they have the answer to every single thing that has ever been discussed, pompously ranting on and making no sense, and YOU know that these guys will never in their lives figure out the common sense thing that once you think you know every single thing, then you surely are on the same IQ level as the nearest dog. In fact, a common dog has better instincts.

Nobody Cares; Madonna once said, “I have the same goal I’ve had ever since I was a girl. I want to rule the world.” Spoken like a true Neolib. So, when is she running?