Thursday, March 08, 2007

Nobody Knows What Women Want...Part 1

Nobody's Opinion: After listening to Bernard Chapin's excellent enclyclical expose on the inumerable ponderings of just WHAT in the world does a woman really want...
(Read by the sexy masculine voice of Mike Lasalle)

I've decided to help him out.

I don't know about all the other women in the world, but I want a yellow plane.

I used to want a yellow Lamborgini---I once owed a yellow Firebird--- sometimes I've thought about a how wonderful it would be to own a yellow diving suit with matching yellow goggles, but since this picture was sent to me by that didactic man of inestimable opinions and intelligent finespuns, amafortas, known to all MND readers) I just can't think of anything else in my life that would make me more happy, at this particular moment.

Proving of course that Bernard's Chapin's feelings that a woman changes her mind more often than a man, (on all subjects but sex) is right on the money.

When I was young, purple was my color. I bought a purple Duster. I had a pair of purple boots that I had to wear for three solid weeks once in New York because my shoe bag was stolen in the first five minutes after I arrived.

Now, I realize that I could never in a million years buy a plane like this...so maybe I should find a gentlemen to buy one for me!

Nah, I'm too old.

Oh, but I'm a typical female! I would want flying lessons too! And then, just when I learned how to fly the plane, I would leave the country!

So what does this mean in the philosophical epicureanism of the female and her cravings?

Maybe it just means that there are a lot of men suffering from colorblindness...

And someday, after I've read all the essays on this subject, I will actually get serious and say something about it...in Nobody's Knows What Women Want, Part II

But tonight, I have to go clean the bathroom.

Labels:

3 Comments:

Blogger Gege Dai said...

longchamp outlet
moncler coats
nike free 5.0
prada shoes
rolex watches
fitflops sale
michael kors outlet online
basketball shoes
tory burch outlet
rolex watches,rolex replica watches,replica rolex watches,replica watches
fitflops shoes
mulberry handbags
ralph lauren outlet
michael kors handbags
michael kors factory outlet
prada outlet online
hermes outlet store
oakley sunglasses sale
ugg outlet
fitflops sale
cheap ugg boots
cheap jordans
giuseppe zanotti shoes
uggs outlet
pandora outlet
cheap jordan shoes
chaussure louboutin
mbt shoes outlet
mulberry uk
toms shoes
uggs outlet
asics
hollister
cheap nfl jerseys
air max 90
czq20160902

3:56 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

jianbin0903
louis vuitton handbags
ugg boots
moncler outlet
toms shoes
rolex outlet
louis vuitton pas cher
michael kors uk
nike outlet store
ugg outlet
cheap football shirts
longchamp solde
omega outlet
lululemon outlet
cheap ray ban sunglasses
adidas nmd
sac louis vuitton pas cher
prada outlet
ed hardy clothing
ferragamo shoes
soccer jerseys wholesale
ray ban sunglasses
longchamp handbags
coach outlet clearance
pandora jewelry
lebron shoes
cheap oakley sunglasses
nike air max 90
nba jerseys
ugg outlet online

10:21 PM  
Blogger Hua Cai said...

louis vuitton outlet
cheap mlb jerseys
louis vuitton borse
true religion jeans
cartier watches
louis vuitton outlet store
oakley sunglasses
valentino shoes
polo pas cher
cheap oakley sunglasses
20170225caihuali

5:26 PM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home