Saturday, September 15, 2007

A Universal Translator

Nobody Flashes: One of the reasons our school's are not doing so well is because there are now over two thousand and seventy-six different languages being spoken, and English seems to be--- not one of them.

So much money is being spend "helping" out all those students who do not speak English, that teachers are quitting in droves, because they feel that money should go to THEM...instead of interpreters of Portuguese.

Why bother teaching anymore? One nation, under the new Tower of Babel Educational system, goes beyond the usual tolerance of "support every vice and diversion under the sun," NEA administrator.

Tolerance only goes so far.

Just ask any Democratic Presidencial candidate...they all think that to ask all the people in the nation to speak one common language would be equivalent to asking all Hollywood actors to profess their love of President George W. Bush.

So, we obviously need someone to invent an instant I-POD translator. One that we can embedded into every student, which will give electric shocks whenever they speak any other language but English in their classes. Due to this new invention, they will hear in English...and will have to speak English, or else suffer tremendous headaches.

And next time you hear Newt Gingrich say he thinks English should be the official language of the "government"...remember, his last speech was in Spanish.

The idea is to leave the masses totally confused, so that the ruling elite can control them better.

And for that, they have God to thank, after all, he thought of the idea first.

Now, if only some of them would look back, when the tower falls.

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