The Gay Tapping "Rights" of a Senator

Nobody’s Opinion: There is good news! It is now illegal for a “gay” man to solicit another “gay” man anywhere in public! Senator Larry Craig, was caught tapping his foot in a public bathroom stall to signal (allegedly) gay intentions to another perhaps future potential “domestic partner.” (I know he’s married, but there’s always divorce.) So the democratic sheriff, who no doubt had been following this horrible aberration of a Republican for who knows how long---nabbed him, booked him for “lewd conduct,” and originally sentenced him to a fine of $1,000 dollars and ten days in jail.

Well, he says he’s not gay, and there will be no days in jail…of course.

Let’s see: A President can “rape” a woman, (according to Anita Broderick) solicit hundreds of government employees, even ruin their lives with threats, but…that’s not lewd.

Bill Clinton didn’t have to use the public restrooms, he had the Oval Office.

So are both parties now saying that tapping a foot in a public restroom is “lewd?”

This good news means that half of San Francisco can be arrested for making “lewd” initiations in public…fined, booked, and sent to jail since most of their conduct is done in public rest rooms, bath houses, and vacations to Disneyworld, where they can hold each other’s cute little buns, on “Come on and hold your other’s cute little bun day!” Think of the tax revenue they will collect!

Arnold will have the state of California green AND pink in no time!

How California governor Arnold Schwartzenegger is going to deal with this news is hard to say. When he was running for governor, he was saying that he believed that marriage was between a man and a woman.

That was before the Democrats took over Congress. Now, he supports changing all the laws, going once again against the voter’s wishes (proposition 22) and supporting “gay” marriages by just getting rid of the word “marriage” once and for all. From now on, the new laws, if passed, will give everyone who wants to make their union legal permission to enter a “domestic partners” state contract.

Just change the words. It works every progressive time.

We all know that Democrats support gays…believe they should have marriage rights, and go around kissing and hugging their partners in front of families who are trying to raise heterosexual children. That’s why Barney Franks, even after running a gay prostitution ring in his home, is still in the Congress. Barney made sure he took his own partners to the public houses.

Wait,---that might have not been true? Barney only dated a male prostitute.

Nowadays, it doesn’t matter, what matters is who wants to get rid of you.

Tom Cruise was crucified for jumping up and down on a couch on Oprah and saying he was in love. Redstone got rid of him after that “lewd” outburst.

So, why aren’t the Democrats coming out of the woodworks to defend this man? After all, they believe that all gays are normal: and it’s certainly not lewd to teach gay normality in our “public” schools. It’s not lewd to have them kiss on our televisions, even if it grosses out every heterosexual in the nation. We now have gay sitcoms where gay solicitations are talked about constantly on public national frigging television, a very public place I might add.

So…a nobody asks…where’s the beef?

How in the world are the gays suppose to find mates if they can’t do it in public?

Newspaper adds aside…gays, like heterosexuals have to go somewhere to meet their “mates.” And it’s usually in public, right? That’s where the heterosexuals met. So shouldn’t they have same rights as us? Isn’t that what they have been complaining about?

Barney Franks, a proud homosexual, gives us the answer: “The Republicans do think homosexuality is a crime.” Therefore, to Barney if you are a republican and gay, you are a hypocrite. If you are a Republican Senator, you should lose your job, because it’s your base’s right to know you’re being a hypocrite.

Well, maybe Barney’s district is all gay, and Larry Craig’s is not, so therefore, Larry IS doing his job, which is to represent the people in his district. You could say he wanted to represent the people of his state so badly, that he hid his homosexuality.

Makes sense to me.

Well, gee, we all know what this is about. The Clinton’s have always made sex scandals one of the most powerful weapons in their political war arsenal. The fight for power is going to get real nasty, as it has in the past.

The Clintons will have Larry Flynt and all the “undercover” sheriffs they can put on George Soros’s payroll. Any sex scandal is a good one.

And yet, no one will ever question why a woman, whose husband has had one sexual affair after another throughout their whole marriage, never got divorced.

Was it power? Was it money? Or could it be, like many have suggested…Hillary just doesn’t solicit in public.

So, the question is; is Air Force One considered “public” property? Or is it privately owned by the President? Is the Oval Office considered a “public” area?

Will we ever have a “gay” republican President?

Only when the American feet stop tapping.