Brave Custom Dogs

Nobody Flashes Anymore: After the recent information that our brave and valient airport custom agents are taking the dangerous job of making sure that all women's breasts are free and clear of all nipple rings...

They have gone one step further. From now on, even the customs dogs will have access to check for butt-rings.

Yes, it's not a pleasant job, as we all know. It has been known that a human can put many a dangerous thing in different human "cavaties."

Some very explosive, in more ways than one.

So, to show the proper way to examine all passengers, these two brave custom agents here are showning all their fellow custom agents the proper way to go about this delicate operation.

All I can say is: God save the Queen, nipples, human cavaties, and our brave custom men, women, and dogs, who keep us all safe.