Sunday, May 04, 2008

Commander Hillary Stands & Forgets to Put the Lid Down


Nobody's Opinion: You gotta hand it to her. With a lot of help from her friends, the one-woman strike force, General Hillary Clinton, held another one of her carefully staged ‘town-hall’ meetings on Sunday’s ABC’s program, The Week with George Stephonopoulos.

Indiana…look out.

She was looking simply marvelous in her dark pants suit—a suit she desperately wanted to show off because she kept popping up out of her chair to command full attention, much to George’s frustration. George had provided a beautiful sit-down set, fit for a Commander-in-Chief. They spared no expense…huge leather chairs, carefully placed lamps and décor that was evidently not good enough.

If you’ve been following her recent events, a John Deere tractor-trailer on the set, would have suited her better.

Hillary, who is now on the last home stretch to her nomination as Supreme General of the upcoming totalitarian world filled with capitalistic multinational leaders, (leaders she now attacks for their out-of-American-order behavior) took full advantage of the visual affect of making herself look powerful and commanding against little George Stephonopoulos, who she not only outweighs but out-flashes.

Hillary knows how to make a man look small.

So---George was forced to stand and ask questions. Angry no doubt for the rudeness of how Hillary simply took over control of his show, he asked her much tougher questions then anyone has asked before. In the usual political gobbly-gook that we all expect from the Clintons, she managed to fluff away every point as if they were just attacks of puff-balls filled with bullets of whipped cream.

All she needed was the obligatory whip of General Patton to complete her outfit.

Yes---General Hillary was in command. She even mentioned that there was a general in the audience backing her. She also mentioned that George used to work for her in the White House. And you can be sure, when she is President, she will never fail to remind us all that the American people work for General Hillary’s vision of America---so toughen up!

She’s becoming a regular Napoleon.

The ‘town hall’ audience carefully stood and read their questions given to them on cue cards, each question picked to match perfectly the person reading the question. There was a handsome young man who read, “what about our lost jobs?” There was a farmer who read, “how about the farm jobs?” There was a young black woman who asked, “Where’s Revered Wright? Am I in the wrong room? ”

Actually, she didn’t ask that, but I bet she was thinking it.

Hillary had a carefully thought out answer to each question, because she knew them before they were asked. There was also a young smiling Republican woman who said she registered as a Democrat, just to vote for Hillary. This helped Stephonopoulos bring up the subject of how Rush Limbaugh is helping Hillary with his “Operation Chaos.”

“He’s always had a crush on me.” she said. That was such an excellent answer, one wonders if General Rush isn’t lending her some of his crack-shot writers.

The real problem here is, when past presidential advisers, who Presidents spend more time with than even their first ladies, end up getting very prominent positions on the major televisions networks right before that President’s term is up, as George Stephonopoulos, Dick Morris, and Carl Rove have done---it doesn’t matter how much they try to convince us that they no longer work for their pass bosses…can the American people actually trust that they don’t?

Its one thing to become simple columnists or lobbyists--it’s quite another to get their own shows and be given the power to influence elections results.

Hillay’s ‘town hall’ meeting could have been done in communist Russia. There was not anything about it that was not controlled down to the last minute, except Hillary once again reminding George just who his commanding officer still is.

Ms. Rodham is now a gun-toting, get-out-of-dodge, kick-ass, I’m your huckleberry sheriff, until she gets in the White House. She plays to the crowd, but once in, who knows what she will do? One thing is clear, she has been ruthless in all her activites in the past, she can only get worse with even more power.

Meanwhile, John McCain might want to get some platform shoes because General Hillary is out to smash that “I am Commander-In-Chief’ lid right on his head.

And that’s an image that’s hard to flush away.

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