Man Has Baby Without Felinni

Nobody's Perfect: As Tammy Wynett once said...It's Hard to be a Woman, who had a sex change, and then fell in love with another woman who couldn't get pregnant, who then decided to take a few hormones and then tell the world that "He" was the first man in the world to have a baby. Only "he" was actually born a "she" so this is pretty much a scam.

Operation or not...she (it) will still not be the first man to have a baby. If "he" had been born a man..then it would be official. But, well, as we all know you do need a uterus. And HE already had one.

Not fair.

But that hasen't stopped the press from having a field day with the great headlines...like:

"Oh, dear, I can't fit into my wrangler jeans!"

"If only I could find some relief from this PMS!"

or my personal favorite...

"Doctors says baby could be killed because of revulsion."

What? Is the baby going to come out, look at mom, and then the other mom, and then say "Man, you are so ugly, your own baby would reject you! Get away from me!"

If you must know, the pregnant one's name is Beatie...a fine name if I ever heard one.

Beatie and his wife live in Oregon, which is a good place for them, being as Oregon is just about as liberal and kooky as San Francisco. I'm sure they are getting free Starbucks as we speak.

So----The baby will probably also get free health care...if from no one else...Oprah Winfrey. And if Oprah doesn't pay the expenses, Obama will.

I think they should also get their own reality show, but that's me.

As you can see, these poor people don't even have any furniture, so they did what any other good American lesbian couple would do....create a big scam.

But, let's also remember that these two have given mountains of hope for Rosie O'Donnell, and Ellen Degeneres. Just think. Rosie and Ellen could have a sex change operation and father their own babies!

Yes, if I were them, I'd go one step farther and say Beatie was not only the mother, but the father!

Now that would be a Guinness book record!

Well, Beatie isn't perfect. He's (she's) probably saving that public announcement for the second baby---but for a few moments in time, we all thought that a man was having a baby...

We can all sigh now (big sigh here) and go back to our regular homosexual programming.