Banks Fail, Everyone Wails...Nobody Offers Help.!

Nobody Wins: When the United States Government takes over all the banks...

When the British also take over all THEIR banks...

When Nancy Pelosi calls for a meeting of all the world leaders to discuss the crash of all the banks in the world...and the G8 are gathering in D.C. in order to form a one world bank to save us all...

THIS is the time you will know that very soon you will find out why Bill Clinton had so many of those government buses made in Arkansas for Katrina.

You know, the ones they forgot to use?

Many might lose their homes, but when they start getting paid back from the investments that our great government is going to make( they are assuring us the trillions will be paid back!) ---all people of the world will receive a bus for free to live in.

Until, one day...we'll go through this all again

Yes, the bus values will go down, and our government will take over our children's lives for collateral loans..

What? They are already doing that at school?

Oh.

Okay, this calls for action.

I have a new dictionary...called Slang and Euphemisms by Richard A. Spears..and tonight, I'd really like to use this wonderful new tool of the English language and say a few choice words...unfortunately, most of these words will be rejected by my blog site...so I have to settle for the more nebulous ones...

Ahem: All Global leaders, all politicians, all CEO's, all corporate Federal bank officials, and Barney Frank, should be dehorned, sandbagged, covered in scharn, sabued, sand-boxed, scalded, scammered, scaunched, segged, served-up, dumped in Sir Henry, while being covered in snog, and molded and stuffed into the closest napkin ring.

Hey---in 1775 Boston they use to tar and feather, I'm being pretty lame.

If you want to know what these words really mean, and ALSO if you want to know about a trillion different words for the love organs of men and women, then pick up a copy at your local Barnes and Noble! You will find out that NO, you do not know every word ever invented to express your thoughts on that subject!

I can't wait to tell someone to go felch themselves!

My husband and I were taking a walk tonight, and saw about ten Obama signs up in yards. He suggested we train our dog to tear down the signs so we wouldn't be arrested, BECAUSE, here in Missouri if you knock down your neighbor's sign for Obama for President, it's a $2500 fine, and a year in jail.

But--- you can burn the American flag, no problem. Maybe I'll stand in front of a Obama sign and burn the American flag, because if he gets elected, we won't need that flag anymore.

He'll have an big O, a new design...and will probably use his own new design. It's CHANGE, remember?

So...no one will mind if you get a copy of this book and practice your free speech looking out your front window---where you will be safe from arrest, and worry...

Oh, remember to put your cell phone in another room when you do this, because they CAN turn it on and listen to you...

You do know that don't you? (Oh, what fun we could have!)

Now, if I could only find a dictionary that will teach me to cuss in Russian!

Also, I apologize about this blog. Sam Adams is whispering to me....he does that you know.