Alaska's Bear Swallows Shoeless Joe

Nobody Wins---when the only person worthy of being our next President, is not running for the office. Sarah Palin did a great job tonight in the Vice Presidential debate and outsmarted her opponent so badly that the only point that Joe won was giving “kudos“ to the troops at the end of his speech.

That was his only score. On every other point he lost.

I especially got a kick out of his insisting that gay marriage was a “constitutional” right.

Yeah, poor Joe got lost---from the first ten minutes when he did not even look at the camera, (pretty stupid political mistake) to that long tirade about….who knows what it was about? He started sounding like my old music teacher at school, who would get lost in his own mind while the rest of us waited for his “mind” to come back to earth.

But, the spin goes on. I just heard a “conservative” pundit spin that Joe won great tactical marks…which were to the rest of us, Joe Biden twisting old spin and lies.

Here’s another ‘oh-oh’ from him. Joe Biden is going to, according to him, be right there by Obama’s side on every single decision that Obama has to make: so what’s that tell you? Joe himself: (as Palin pointed out)

1. Doesn’t trust Obama like he stated in his earlier debates and doesn’t think Obama is ready for primetime----AND

2. Joe hasn’t got a plan for himself at all.

I bet he will just float around doing what he always has done…making secret deals.

Sarah, as opposed to Joe, already has her focus on what she will do when gets there: work on energy, corruption, and children’s issues. President McCain, unlike Obama, will not need her to hold his hand.

I also thought it interesting that Joe seems to think that being VP historically means supporting your President. The founders, as anyone who watched the recent John Adams series, did not put any such kind of limitations on that office. In fact…in the early days of our Republic the Vice Presidency was usually the man who came in second in votes; no matter what ‘party.’ John Adams had to figure out just what to do with it.

I thought it interesting that it was Palin that suggested a stronger constitutional role for the office, didn’t you?

And what was the first thing that Biden could think of as something he did in office that was worth while? He put 100,000 more cops on the street.

Palin was fighting the big oil men in Alaska. Mmmmmm…How long has Joe been in the Senate? That’s the first thing he thought of?

It was also particularly funny that say it isn’t so Joe (by the way, that baseball subliminal quip was a very brilliant set up) sees NO contradiction in the fact that if he and Obama are so against war, why do they want to send troops into Dafar, and send troops into Pakistan, while in the meantime building schools all up and down border of Pakistan?

What, are they nuts? They will be doing the same thing they profess to criticize George Bush on…exactly the same. What a bunch of yo-yo’s.

Have you seen just how BIG Pakistan’s border? Where’s the money coming from Joe?

Joe was also saddened about not being able to double the money going to foreign countries…darn.

Sarah was right…Joe and Obama are going to spend billions upon billions, and since we now will be in trillions and trillions of dollars in debt, one wonders just where they will get all this money?

Bono and Billy Joel?

And did I miss something here? There was a moment when he acted like Palin attacked him about not being what? A single parent? She was talking about a whole different subject and right out of the clear blue sky he acts like he’s personally been attacked? This proves he was just trying to get the “single” mom vote point in…he wasn’t even listening to the debate.

Poor Joe, he didn’t stand a chance. It’s hard to fight an opponent who has only one story…honesty, and love of America. Something Joe can’t even fake.

All the time while I was watching and being so proud of her, I was thinking: wouldn’t it be nice if we could all just write her in as our pick?

Ah…..won’t happen. (sigh) Not in my lifetime, Sarah Palin or not. In fact…just today Michael Bloomberg, the mayor of New York, wants to be like Russia's Putin and put himself into his office for life.

So much for democracy.

The first thing I heard after the debate was my local news lady interviewing a young 10-year-old boy who said he had studied Palin in school, and she was no good.

The corruption in our government is so overwhelming it’s like a deep cancer that even killing our kids. I have seen Obama signs all over our neighborhood, not one for McCain.

You’ve got a lot of corruption coming your way Sarah, the real patriots are in love with you tonight: you showed yourself to be a true American wit and joy…

Now STAY that way.

As for Joe?... we know you Joe…we know you. You're shoeless.