Nobody's Perfect: Janice the Muppet

Nobody's Perfect; Janice the Muppet has made some very big mistakes in her life: first, was when she lost the American Express Card comercial to MS Piggy because of her affair with Kermit: then there was the time she got on the air, and forgot her nose (as you can see, it still hasn't been located) Kermit has it hidden in his private collection of "famous nights to remember."

And last, but not least, her famous look-a-like sister, Donatella Versace, has just launched the most expensive perfume on the market...beating Janice to the punch in being the first to market an odor-de-plastic surgery to the masses.

It's only $2,100 a bottle, and it has its own leather carrying case, which I suggest you handcuff to your wrist when traveling.

Janice has not given up however...she plans to get another injection of botox at Christmas time, in order to beat Donatella's famous smile. In fact, according to the reports at the Muppet factory, she is planning a whole redo...for that she will not be seen for at least two months as she goes to the South of France.

Frankly, I'm inclined to give the poor Muppet a break, because, she has no famous brother.

Sometimes, life just isn't fair.

No, she's not perfect, but she's got a lot of punch, and a GRRRRREAT smile.