Hiding the Turkey

Nobody Flashes on Thanksgiving!

As we see here, there are many birds that are smarter than the average human.

Some of them have been known to have more common sense than even Presidents! Some may even argue, we've had more than a few in office!

But this is NOT a day to think of such a fact, it's a day to tell lies to your relatives--like how much you like grandma's cranberry and marshmellow side dish, and how you make sure that she doesn't know you've hidden the stuff on your plate with a generous portion of mash potatoes which of course...somehow get mixed into the cranberry juice and you just have to bear it, and finally go clean the juice off, because well, you just can't eat gravy mixed with cranberry juice...and that gives you an excuse to get another plate for seconds...thereby saving yourself from an unbearable second helping of grandma's salad, which by that time will have been consummed by grandma herself---saving your own face once again!

So...enjoy the insane moments. They are the ones you will someday miss...

Everyone have a great Thanksgiving! And say a prayer for our troops...

God Bless them all and their families for their precious gifts of sacrifice.