Jack Bauer Saves Africa

Nobody Knows: The beloved conservative sitcom character, Jack Bauer, finally made his appearance last week on “24”. The wait has been torture---watching all our lame politicians yap for TWO WHOLE FRIGGIN YEARS!

I felt like Jack had me ducked taped to a chair and was interrogating me.

Jack: TELL ME! What conspiracy are you working on!”

Me: NO…No…it’s just, I can’t take it anymore! The Clintons, the Bushes, the poor staring Mexicans who just want to work! I just CANT…go ahead! Do what you have to do Jack!

For two whole hours this week, Jack Bauer saved Africa. Well, at least he saved about 16 of its orphaned children.

Oprah’d be proud.

Many believe that the popular conservative show “24” probably single-handily paved the way for Obama to become President, by having the first black President on its popular series.

All the “white” conservatives really loved Jack Bauer’s black President. He was smart, cool, honest, decent, and acted like the President we have been deprived of for so many years. In every script, of “24,” that black President was about as perfect as any President could ever be.

Too bad we didn’t elect the actor.

Not many will admit it, although a few have written about it--- but I do wonder just how much influence the black President on “24” had on Obama’s being elected?

Nobody knows, but I’d say more than you think.

Say you were, an elite ruler, and you wanted to get a black man elected, but you had to get the American conservative public ready for the idea. Why, you’d pay a scriptwriter to write a script with a great black President in it, in a show that had the biggest conservative audience. You’d get them ready and hoping for the idea.

Then, run the weakest candidate you can find against him…it’s not rocket science.

We all know liberals like to manipulate. We have seen this for years with the way show after TV show was being saturated with lesbians and gays. The three most popular women hosts are gay Ellen DeGeneres, and Oprah--who is NOT married and childless.
And now gay Rosie is coming back to us in glorious primetime.

While all three of these individuals are talented, I don’t believe for a minute that there isn’t a social “engineering” agenda going on here, do you? Do you think when they kick in the “fairness” doctrine; a straight married woman host will have a chance?

Well, you might say that the woman President that “24” now has in it, is conservative. But already, the President who is leaving the White House on the show…a man who is made out to be an uncaring, and arrogant Republican, is making way for the “tough” woman who is going to stand up to the dictators of Africa.

Could they be more transparent here? They HAVE no underwear. Not even a thong.

After watching the first two hours of “24” all I was thinking was: Okay, Obama’s main agenda is to send troops and money into Africa. He is going to use Hillary as his scapegoat attack dog.

The public WILL be ready. Jack will see to it.

While we lose our homes, our futures, and our standard of living, the--Africa is killing innocent men women and children and we should save them is going to go full throttle on all our favorite TV shows.

It’s to the point now where you can’t watch anything that doesn’t have some kind of “message” in it.

Obama has said during his campaign he is going to sent billions in aid to Africa. President Bush has. Trillions have already been sent.

If we had that money here, we could have gone to Mars, fixed up our roads, build houses for all our poor…, put air cars on the road...yeah, I know.

So…what IS it about Africa? The people in Africa just can’t seem to stop killing each other. But, every country on earth wants a piece of that continent because of its natural resources, and until there is “stability” it’s hard to get those resources.

And China now is digging in.

No, Obama wants into Africa because his corporate sponsors want into Africa. There’s big money there.

And isn’t it funny? We all knew “24” was going to have a “woman” President, but a whole season was cancelled until AFTER the elections.

Of course, that wasn’t planned…Jack got arrested, for a month… or something like that.

Just remember when you are watching “24”… Obama said he will ask us all to sacrifice…and watching Jack Bauer sacrifice his life to save poor orphaned children in Africa and bring them to the United States…is suppose to make you feel better as you watch your own country disappear.

Jack Bauer once saved America. But, it’s a new day.

Bagdad now has its first KFC, Rosie O’Donnell is back in lipstick and a mink stole, and Jack Bauer will put the final globalization of the US of A in order.

And he will do it entertaining us all.

Whatever they are paying him, it’s not enough.