Monday, December 22, 2008

Obama...STAY IN THE SUN!


Nobody's Perfect

While the rest of the world is freezing...Obama decided to fly out to Hawaii with all his entourage of we will NEVER know how many bodyguards, friends and family...at OUR expense...and get some sun.

But, as we see by this picture, the first black President is looking just a little too...and forgive me for saying such a thing....white.

How is he going to keep up his black African image looking like this? How can we keep being so proud that we have the first African/American if he keeps looking like this?

What's a nation to do?

I certainly hope he has some really good dark-tanning lotion.

While this nobody always suspected that calling him the first Black President in our country, was a bit of a genetic stretch...you would think that Obama might not want pictures of his white looking body splashed all over the world.

But then again, why should he care? The election's over. Jesse Jackson will just have to deal with it...

Who knows? Maybe Obama thought Putin's well published many pictures of baring his manly chest was a smart way to get world-wide love and attention.

So, in that case, since Putin captured a wild tiger with his bare hands, I would suggest that Obama capture a wild wart-hog, in order to show he is just as tough.

Hey, have you ever tried to catch a wild wart-hog?

Then don't laugh.

Now, I'm going to go turn up my heater...while I still can.

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