The Last Olympics?

Nobody Flashes!

Many here in the United States think the Olympics for Chicago is already in the bag...but...is it?

It seems Obama's Olympic team of Chicago thug's great idea of having Rahm Immanuel dance in front of the Olympic committee, is getting tough competition from the Japanese...as you can plainly see from the reaction from some of the observers.

We might have beaten the Japanese in WWII, but they have beaten the United States in selling cars, so badly in fact, that GM, FORD, and Chrysler went out of business, and had to move out of the United States just to keep the CEO"S in bonuses.

So, what have the Japanese have to offer? FEAR, of course! And they are now going to beat Obama in green technology, starting with the Olympics.

Shintaro Ishihara, Tokyo's governor, warned us all that this will be the last Olympic that will ever be held, because global warming is going to destroy us all before the next one...

THEREFORE...Tokyo is going to build "GREEN" friendly Olympic stadiums, which will be solar powered, and everything will be eco-and green-friendly, right down to the heating of the swimming pools, which will harbor a giant green Godzilla, over twenty stories high...holding the Olympic torch.

And since all the countries in the world are now on "equal" footing, (Thanks to Obama's great performance at the G-20 summit)--- unless Oprah, Michelle, and Obama himself promise not to ever fly in their million dollar air-buses ever again...because let's face it, the three of them alone are killing the rest of the polar bears...

Japan has beaten the United States again in sheer PR. Yes, Raff out Roud, America!

Hillary, in a last effort to try and save the committee, (another great Chicago alumni) suggested handing out green condoms---but since China is still mad about the tire tariffs, getting them manufactured is going to be a problem.

(Nobody makes this stuff up, and has a lot of fun doing it!)