Nobody Reports on a Monday: Dead Heads

Nobody Reports: Dead Heads

Well, let’s talk about heads.

Why not? The world is going crazy, insane, and it seems that we have just a few heads pulling the strings of the United States and the world at the moment, even though they have long been out of office…these guys have never left.

You know the guys I’m talking about--- Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, Daddy Bush, and that famous old illuminati who keeps popping up in every backdoor room…Henry Kissinger. How old are these guys? It’s creepy, but I keep thinking that the best scientists in the world are keeping them alive, just to keep drive us all to their Utopian dreams of immortality. Every time I see them, I say to myself…they NEVER age. What’s up with that?

Add Alan Greenspan to that list---the man who now calls the human race, “species” as if he is from another planet.

And he very well could be, look at him.

He really is creepy.

But, this weekend, I was listening to a man declare that Russia has finally let some people look at what remains of Hitler’s skull. It seems, they’ve had it locked up for some time, and now the truth comes out, after forensic DNA testing, that Hitler’s skull is actually a woman around 40. They think, he escaped on a boat, with some of his more intelligent advisors, and went to Brazil, where the Germans had a plot of land the size of Connecticut. There Hitler lived out his days…drinking tea, and planning his comeback.

Actually, I think it’s possible that this is actually true. Our present politicians don’t even want us to read what’s in the health care bills…you think this secrecy stuff just started?

The fact, (if it is true) that Hitler escaped, would have been just too much to handle for the generations of soldiers that came before us.

In another story about “heads” this week… one that I just found out, fits right in with the baseball playoffs. It seems somebody at ALCOR, the place where you can freeze your body, in hopes that someone someday will unfreeze you…anyway, someone there was having a bit of fun with Ted Williams’ head.

They hit the tuna can underneath it with a monkey wrench…I’m not sure why. I doubt if this is going to make much difference in the transplant, but ALCOR says the family owes them over $111,000 dollars, so let that be a warning to those who are thinking of freezing your head…pay upfront.

This is probably true, because it’s too weird to make up.

So---to pickle, or not to pickle?

It is said that the skull of Geronimo is in the Skull and Bones secret halls of rites…which is why we keep getting really neurotic, narcissistic imbeciles to run our country.

I call it…Geronimo’s revenge. They should have just let him be.

Will the “brains” of the rich and powerful be kept in big expensive biostatic museum for us all to go see someday, in the future? I hope so.

And I hope they pass out monkey wrenches at the door…

Tuna cans are pretty cheap.

(Nobody should take this stuff seriously, or you should have your head examined)