Nobody's Fool: It's the Sex, Stupid

Nobody's Fool: It's the sex....stupid.

David Lettermen asks his audience:

"Let's guess. How many men would rather go to the Olympics in Rio...where gorgeous, topless babes, and practically nude great-looking women, just love to prance around on the beach daily? Babes so carefree that they would be all over you, even if you were old, ugly, and your wife was in the hotel room?"

Raise your hands. Okay...

And how many rich men would have preferred to walk downtown Chicago to the Olympic Games and hoped they didn't get mugged...only to pay for a sightseeing trip to see Obama and Michelle's house, where they would come out and wave on the hour?

Right..Okay...

And how many people even suspected that any woman (let alone woMEN) in their right minds would have sex with me, at the office?

Oh...okay.

And how many people think this is just a hoax thought up by me and this producer friend in order for books rights, and movie script rights, and higher ratings..?

Oooookay.

How many of you think I'm actually gay, and just pretend to have a wife and a adorable kid?

Uh..un.

How many International Olympic Committee members are hoping to get lucky in their Offices in RIO while attending the 2016 Olympics?

Nobody? What...am I the only fool here?

(Nobody makes this stuff up!)