What Happened to Snowe When History Called?

Nobody Knows: Today, while the whole world waited in sweaty anticipation, a very strange thing happened...

A Republican Senator--- a rather very feminist/Marxist-looking/upper class/secret democrat, named Olympia Snowe---stood alone, and decided to vote for a step to fast-forward the draconian Health Care measure being debated in Congress at the moment....better known as--"Get rid of those old people...PLEASE, and let those poor immigrants in!" bill.

Her one famous vote, one immediately exclaimed by President Obama as just so wonderful he couldn't believe it, was cast with the words from Olympia Snowe herself.."When History calls, History calls." she said.

History calls me everyday, but I don't around ruining millions of people lives.

Many Conservatives of the land are rubbing their varicose veins, and saying, "WHY Olympia...WHY?"

But, I think I can tell you the answer. It was reported that MS Snowe was seen walking the halls, just before the vote, with a mysterious but famous looking glove on her right hand.

Yes, Michael's Jackson's famous glove, was sold, for $70,000, and somehow,it ended up on Olympia's hand right before she voted. When she put it on, Michael Jackson's voice was whispering in her ear, and her ear alone...

"Olympia...save the children...save the children...make history, and save the innocent children."

Hey...what else explains her insanity?

One woman...making history.

Poor Hillary, left out of getting credit for the passage of the Universal Health Care bill, once again.

(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up)