Nobody Flashes: Feeling "hot" yet?

Nobody Flashes; Finally...our politicians are going to protect our borders! In the old days, every immigrant coming to America was admitted at Ellis Island, and checked for diseases. It's about time they started protecting the citizens of America once again.

Don't you feel better now?

They really do love us...and to show it, they are going to check at all airports and international flights for anyone coming in the country who just looks sick. They do not want the dreaded Swine Flu, the flu that is shutting down entire schools all over the country... getting into our country!

TB, malaria, missile launchers, polio, Ebola, jihadest fanatics, dysentery, smallpox, tapeworms, Michael Moore, and all other flus, including the rare form of the deadly Mexican Rico Taco Athletic Foot Disease on the other hand, are all welcomed from anyone coming over by our borders on the south.

Congress and Barack Hussein Obama---protecting the American people.

(Nobody only made up one disease in this report...guess which one.)


Did you guess the Deadly Mexican Rico Taco Athletic Foot Rico Disease?

If you did, you're wrong.


The only flu that might not actually exist is the "swine flu."