Monday, February 01, 2010

Nobody's Perfect: Rip Torn

Nobody's Perfect: Rip Torn, everyone's favorite actor boss, was found this week, breaking into a bank with a loaded gun.
This is his mug shot.
He was also found intoxicated, at the scene, but, when asked why he broke into the bank, he said that he was still working as the head of the interplanetary organization for monitoring aliens, when he was on his way home when he saw this couple walk into a bank.
The bank was closed, so he suspected a crime in progress.
He was actually trying to catch this alien who had abducted this beautiful woman and who was taking her to the bank to obviously try to empty out her account.
By the time the cops got there, the alien had already gotten away on his intergalactic space vehicle, and Rip Torn was found having a drink in the lobby, because he was quite upset that another alien had away.
Okay...Nobody Makes This Stuff up, but there is one thing that I can't make up.
In real life, that lovely lady is actually that alien's wife, and by the look on Thorn's face, he can't believe it either.
I for one am really sorry that he didn't catch that alein.
Maybe next time, Elmore.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amfortas says:

Being a looney has only ever had a bad rap. But, lately I have been thinking that the loonies seem to have all the fun. Fancy robbing a bank with me Joy? I know, we start behind the eight ball being as we both have normal(ish) names. We don't get the head start by being names Rip Torn. Nobody could make a name like that up, could you? Let's give it a go.

Me first: Whacko Thump. :)

Now you......

4:20 AM  
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Blogger Joyanna Adams said...

Okay, Thelma Ceasar Mickie.

A good combination of thieves.

Let's go for the big stuff...

Meet me in an hour at Davos. Bring the get away Space Shuttle

9:33 AM  

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