Tornado Comes After Nobody

This was coming at our house this afternoon and in the article below, a nobody living in Missouri, will tell you a sure-fire way to keep your house from being blasted into the next state by those pesky things called tornadoes. I actually saved our home from being destroyed. Many in the past have used this secret and started whole movements in history. Jesus, knew this secret and it was passed down to us through his disciples. He called it "faith." Budda called it "spirit" or maybe...the great cookie in the sky... Sports writers call it "be in the zone." It was put in a hit song during the 1980's called "Don't Worry, be Happy." Dr. Phil would say."Don't Sweat the Small Stuff." My nobody opinion is; 'Who the hell knows why it works...it just does, so cover all options. When in doubt, pray."