Babbling At the Tower of Congress

Nobody’s Opinion; Today the Senate voted to make English the main language in the United States. You know it’s getting pretty sad when they have to put it into some kind of law.

Actually, some people tried to tell us about this problem of language a long time ago in the story of the Tower of Babel;

And the Lord came down to see the city and the tower, which the sons of men had built. And the Lord said, “Oh-oh, these guys are getting too smart. They are all speaking one language, they are all working together, and they have built a tower 4 times bigger than the Mubarak al-Kabir Tower in Kuwait Bay! They just might go somewhere with this, and then, I’m cooked. I’ve got to stop this. With them all speaking one language they will be getting off the earth and out into my domain heaven, in no time. ”

NO…what he actually said was “Behold, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; and nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them. Come, let us go down, and there confuse their language, that they may not understand one another’s speech.”

And now, in the United States Senate, we have another god, Senate Democratic leader Harry “Pinky” Reid of Nevada, who is basically saying the same thing. He was really upset that a bill was passed in the Senate to make English the national language of the United States. “I really believe this amendment is racist. I think it’s directed basically to people who speak Spanish.” babbled Harry.

Really Pinky? Pinky studied in Georgetown, became the obligatory democratic lawyer, got elected to office out of Las Vegas, and will do anything for an Indian. Still, somehow he misunderstood the lessons that the Bible was tying to teach us, which is simply:

If men speak one language, the possibilities are limitless.
If men speak many languages, you can control them.

Or did he? I guess it depends on whether you consider yourself a God, or a man.

Due to the recent invasion of the rest of the world rushing to America, there is a real problem with some of us understanding what the rest of us are saying. In my local school district, there are 36 different languages that they have to have special tutors for, at the taxpayers’ expense of course. And this is in the middle of Missouri. It was a lot different when I was a child.

This confusion of language was one of the reasons that we were attacked on 9/11. Once again, we give credit to Bill Clinton, who has the manual of the gods memorized.

He made sure (via Janet Reno) that none of the departments in the government could talk to each other, so all warnings of 9/11 were ignored at the threat of lawsuits. They had about four people in the department that spoke Saudi, and they were busy listening to republicans. The stacks of Intel waiting to be deciphered are still sitting on some office floor, probably along with Vince Foster’s notes.

It has always been the rule---up until President Clinton’s brilliant executive order (called god commands you) to extend language assistance to individuals not proficient in English, that the foreign student in our schools had to learn English…or else they failed.

I remember in my 4th grade class in Naples, Florida, there was only one student who got all A’s. Her name was Patricia, and she was from Cuba. She somehow learned the English language in one year, and beat us all. She was so sweet and so grateful to be in America. Everyone in the whole class was proud of her. In fact, all the kids from Cuba studied hard, and they all learned English.

But, the liberals, like idiots (or self-proclaimed gods) have decided that’s its just too hard for these poor kids from Mexico to learn English.

So some good Senators, who know that only in one language can the United States go forward into the “progressive” (I’m stealing the new Marxist word here from the democrats) future, they had better do something quick, if for no other reason but to assure that our Congress members won’t have to learn Spanish too.

And also because President Bush actually probably speaks better in Spanish than English,

I did an internet search on the Babel Tower. The original one existed around the 6th or 7th century B.C, in current Southern Iraq. In fact, Saddam was trying to rebuild it so he could become the next God of the universe.

I also found out that curiously, video game designers love to put the Tower of Babel in their game plans; you can find the tower in Doom, Xenogears, Final Fantasy IV, Doshir the Giant, Serious Sam, Painkiller, and about ten others.

And there is a program especially made for us English speaking people that want to learn how to speak Spanish. It’s called…get this… “The Tower of Babel.”

I kid you not.

No, the New World Government borderless gods of power, want a one world court, one world taxes, no borders, one currency, and one ruling class.

But a one world language will not be permitted. In fact---they are taking a lesson from the God of the Book of Jubilees; it’s unthinkable. Therefore diversity is promoted in all books and movies.

English will be spoken only by the elites. They have voted it the international language for all G-8 leaders.

All the rest of us will, preferably to them… be babbling.

God forbid we should make it into their heaven.


Nobody’s Perfect; It was reported today that most of the women in Saudi Arabia are fat under those tents they wear. They are not allowed to exercise to lose weight. They are getting rich and eating fast food. Our western habit of eat and go watch TV is spreading. It seems the men are afraid that if the woman see each other in tights at a gym, they might all get turned on, and have sex with each other. According to bin Laden’s niece, the men know this fact from real life---they know what happens when men put on tights. This could be a whole new field for the gay movement to celebrate.

The Saudi’s will be fat AND gay, therefore they will not reproduce. This could be good news.
Send Richard Simmons to Saudi Arabia. Michael Jackson could help out, and redeem himself.

Nobody’ Knows; Rupert Murdoch wants the Australian Prime Minister to retire soon, just in case Hillary’s chances for election here fail. Remember, Bill Clinton was in Australia on 9/11. They cover all the options. If they don’t get the United States and the world, there is always Australia. They still speak English there. And Bill's buddy, the shark could hook him up every day. Bill could actually feel like President again. In his second term, we forget, he was playing golf every other day.

Nobody Cares; I have only seen American Idol once. It reminded me of the time I was host of a karaoke bar…watching bad singers struggle through the torture of hearing ruthlessly just how bad they are is a lot like I suppose, having reoccurring eruptions of herpes. (Thanks for the Doug Powers inspiration.) But I’m sure nobody cares, its just my nobody opinion.