Nobody's Absurdities, No. 3

Nobody’s Opinion: Well…another weekend of many conflicting and interesting tidbits of absurdities were in the world…so here we go down the black hole of my own curious nobody’s reflections---

There was a very, very short snip in the news of a dinner in Aspen (another global-op) last Friday. Colin Powell was having dinner (or attending the same dinner, but they made it seem that he was sitting with him) with that man of the “World Soccer Please Photo-Op me for future World President”….Bill Clinton. Colin Powell got unexpectedly sick and went to the hospital. The reason was not clear, something about altitude sickness.

Of course, just last month, Dr. David Millstein (who?) was found stabbed to death in his Mountain home in Arkansas. Millstein was married to Lois Parks, a widow of Jerry Parks, who handled the bodyguards during Clinton’s Presidential campaign. Oh, did I mention Jerry Parks was murdered too? Now, if you reflect (as this nobody does) that it’s has been recorded as a fact that over 60 people who have worked for Bill Clinton have died mysteriously, you are happy that Colin Powell has NOT worked for Bill…yet.


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Speaking of World Soccer, (and whether a man named Zidane will actually live another day) Matt Drudge tonight was having a hard time figuring out why America doesn’t have soccer fever. It’s not like they haven’t tried very hard to make it popular here with all the soccer camps for the kids. Basically all the people who called in to Drudge got it right, it’s too boring. But when Matt complained that we Americans didn’t have a long attention span, I beg to differ…he forgets the many millions that sit through whole seasons of long and boring baseball games. In fact, the game has changed so much since the 1994 strike, that now, if you don’t have a home-run slugger on the team, time can really drag. Soccer would actually look exciting about the seventh inning.

But look at the good side. If we had WON the World Cup, we’d have even more people hating us than we do.

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Oh sure…we don’t have an immigration problem….when Arnold Schwarzenegger wants 51,000 new prison beds. He wants to send 5,000 illegal’s to other state prisons. And he also wants to reduce their drinking water, and give them less water for the toilets. Arnold is getting tough. Instead of closing his borders, he is just threatening them with less water rights in jail. Maybe he should stop giving them water when they are crossing the border, then he’d have more room in his jails.

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Wasn’t it a coincidence that the New York FBI just happened to announce that terrorists plan to flood of Wall Street plot on the anniversary of the terrorist’s subway attack in London? Was it me, or was this a well-planned media blist to get more money from the Feds? I mean, they could have revealed this any other day but that day.

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Now that China and Russia do not want to bother North Korea, I find it very interesting that the very next week President Bush wants to get going on Nano-technology research and get some people here in the United States that can actually know how to use develop it. Our kids need to know math he says! China is way ahead of us in nanotechnology, which is a much bigger threat to the world than global warming. President Bush asking for money for more math and nano-technology was NOT a good sign.

This nobody wonders…just what have they been waiting for?

Speaking of global warming, Tom Brokaw is going to put on a special documentary on Global Warming and push our emotional buttons once again with the “poor polar bears are going to die.” It helps that his wife Meredith is Vice President of the Environmental Organization Conservation International. Maybe Al Gore and Tom should get together and start a zoo just for polar bears.

Speaking of global warming, my husband and I were passing by some really great corn fields tonight coming home from dinner---does it make sense to you that if this global warming really exists, why in the world would they want to develop an alternative fuel out of a crop that will be affected by global warming, which would cause another fuel shortage? Or is that the point? Mmmmmm

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Lots of people…seem to think that Ken Lay has not died…and of course I thought, “How ridiculous: Elvis is dead. So is Jim Morrison…people are just silly.”

But then, when I watched the interview on Larry King with President Bush, and Larry asked the President about Ken Lay, you would have never known that Ken had died by the look on the President’s face and the way he talked about him. It was like the moment after 9/11 when he just sat in front of those kids. Of course…this non-reaction alone was enough to make this nobody really wonder…since Ken was such a big player in world affairs with both parties, and so well liked…maybe…he’s on an island some where with Elvis.

Speaking of Elvis…boy, did I feel foolish falling for that photo-op from Japan’s Prime Minister Junichiro when he was thanking the American people for Elvis. What? We had nothing to do with giving the world Elvis…that was his mother’s and father’s legacy.

I think Junichiro knows that he will need the American soldier pretty soon, and was doing his best to stage our affection. Gee…just when you take something at face value…look what happens.

Nobody’s Perfect; It was reported over the weekend that a 62-year old woman gave birth to a child. I guess just because she was a child psychologist we were suppose to think she was really smart for this decision. Since she is a doctor she will be able to help the poor kid when he is made to feel bad, when all his or her friends ask where the real parents are.
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Nobody Cares; It was reported that for years our own government has done countless drug experiments on U.S. Citizens without their knowledge. And that is the main reason most people are afraid of vaccines. Who knows what’s going into our foods.

Nobody Knows; Let’s just say, that not enough people know that Bob Parks is going to run for office in Massachusetts! How great is that! And I have all the hope, that this very wise, and honorable man will be elected, and the state of Massachusetts will come back to some kind of sanity!

God knows that state needs help. Good Luck Bob! You can do it! Let’s all give the man support! Send in your money! And if you have no money to send…then pray!