Nobody's Absurdities, NO. 5

Nobody’s Opinion; What a weekend this was! According to many, (especially Newt Gingrich) World War III has started at last, much to everyone that is either running for office or producers of the news, great excitement. There were too many absurdities to mention in one ranting, but here are some of the best;

On a strange coincidence, (or maybe not), while the G-8 was meeting in St. Petersburg, Russia to talk about controlling the world, the CEO”s of the biggest companies were getting together in their annual vacation feast to talk about controlling the world.

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Hillary Clinton, at the same time, was in Fayetteville, Arkansas, in front of the first home of her and her husband. Also at the same time in Arkansas, the man who put Bill Clinton on his way to the Governorship of Arkansas, (and the White House) Lt. Governor Winthrop Rockefeller, a man who’s family is on the board of the Federal Reserve, died at the young age of 57.

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Vladimir Putin was angry at President Bush for not letting Russia in the WTO, and because of that I suppose, Putin has refused to let our “Federal” banks come into his country and set up shop. A report from a researcher from the federal bank this weekend stated that the United States is bankrupt. Anwyone who knows anything about the Federal Reserve certainly can't blame him.

But President Bush says the world is envious of our economy so pick your poison.

This is why the Bush Administration has told employees of the Treasury and State Department to line up future jobs soon. George Soros, that great socialist, evidently is going to get a job working for the US treasury along side Henry Paulson, where they can both smoke grass while going over the budget. It may be gossip…but it wouldn’t surprise this nobody.

Hu Jintao was there at the G-8, but was not shown in the wonderful photo-op where they all stood in front of some huge Russian palace. It probably took them a whole hour just get in their limo’s to get down to the end of the driveway for the picture.

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Then Israel and Hezbollah and Hamas killed about 200 people. Israel is trying to fight without offending anyone, and Hezbollah is just going for “Hey, wherever it lands...whoopee!” It seems Ahmadinejad of Iran has started the fight, and then acts like he didn’t start it. He tells the G-8 he will give his answers to their questions…oh in August…maybe.

In the meantime he makes the statement that “Israel is acting like Hitler” and this nobody wants to know how he can make such a statement when he doesn’t believe the holocaust ever existed? What’s not funny is that if you close your eyes when all these extreme Islamists make statements to the world, and you didn’t know who was talking, you would swear that it’s a democrat stating a talking point.

So the question this weekend is…where is Bill Clinton? Mmmmm?

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Oh, here’s a great one. Brad Pitt was in New Orleans with Global Green USA, get this…judging “design” projects for the rebuilding of New Orleans. Now, just when did Brad Pitt get an engineering degree? Global Green USA is going to provide technical assistance to the winners, and they have plans, I’m sure right out of the UN to rebuild New Orleans with all the expensive environmental bells and whistles, they can dream up. New Orleans they admit will lose its culture and flavor. I expect Angelina Jolie to judge just what kids can be taught in school soon. But hey, it’s a brave new world.

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Speaking of brave new world, this weekend I read in my local paper that our local supermarkets and drug stores will also be supplying medical care to anyone who walks in; no appointments necessary. There will be a nurse and doctor, and they will certainly vaccinate you quick as a wink, and cheaply too. They will have real nifty electronic computers to put you into their system. In fact, they might come in handy when people faint from the high drug prices.

WHAT?

Okay…either they know we are going to be hit with a biological weapon, or they want to put the chip in everyone arm. I guess the bird flu scare is not working.

In the meantime all the radio personalities make fun of conspiracy nuts. Good... they can be the first ones to get the shots, and then tell us how they feel.

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I don’t know what it’s like in your city, but here in St. Louis the city school system is so bad, that any kid that went to it was guaranteed to come out stupid. Of course, Democrats have ruled the city for as long as I can remember. Last year they had to shut down 16 schools, because the city is predominantly black, and the mostly black administrators had every year stolen millions….it always the same thing.

Oh, but they always CARE about the children. They have to fire the felons (who never go to jail, of course they are just transferred to another school) and they hired a black man from Philadelphia to come down and take over. This black man was going to reform the school system, but he was, much to the horror of all the white democratic politicians, fired by the school board.

Why? Because he demanded to be driven to school in a limo. He also changed a grade school into nothing but a ninth grade school. The toilets are of course, too small. He also did not supply a background check, and would not deliver a signed statement saying he would make them.

Create the problem…come in with the solution. The democrats say that the reason nothing gets done is because the school board is elected. That horrible habit should be replaced with a mayor appointing the board. Elected officials are messing things up.

They bought in a white woman, (which is pissing off the blacks) but she, a stout democrat has come from scandals of her own. Millions were “misplaced” so she was paid $375, 00 to resign. She will be paid 200,000 to take over as superintendent. At this rate, she should make senator in no time.

I can’t wait until next weekend.

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Nobody’s Perfect; The liberals are furious that Senator Feinstein and Barbara Boxer are standing with Lieberman in defense of going to war in Iraq. Hillary supported it too. This has got to be driving Cindy Sheehan really crazy. She might die of shock.

Nobody Knows; Not too many people know abut Governor Janet Napolitano of Arizona. All these women are fast friends and loyalists to the agenda’s of the Clintons. She was admitted to the post of U.S. attorney for the District of Arizona by Bill Clinton. “I really didn’t know what a U.S. attorney did.” She said. But no matter with the Clintons. As long as you’re a lawyer, a feminist (she never married and when elected attorney general, she had five of the top position in the state filled by women.) She has argued cases in The Hague, and helped pick the women who trashed Clarence Thomas in his Supreme Court nominations. Now, as gov, she vetoed a vote by the people of Arizona to stifle immigration. Hey, I’m just glad I don’t live there.

Nobody Cares; President George Bush looked very depressed today. Yesterday he looked angry when he gave the new German Chancellor the mike, and she wouldn’t shut up. He is starting to remind me of John Kerry, riding bikes to give us all a hint….But at least he got a lobster dinner. And what's with the round tables?