Happy Thanksgiving!

Nobody Wishes; On this Thanksgiving day, not only do we all have a great time going off all diets, we also get to see all our favorite people.

The clock ticks with all the busy work, and waiting and eating and burping until that final blessed moment....

The moment you fall asleep during the second quarter.

In fact, the whole nation falls asleep around the same time, all 400 million of us...all but the dish washers. That when they (the secret society taking over the earth) beam secret radar signals into our brains with visions of shopping and touchdowns. Yes, they drug the turkeys.

And you thought it was some strange hormone called tyrpito...oh whatever, in the turkey...Ha!

If someone doesn't sleep, they want to go out and play hockey. The government hasn't figured out yet how to solve this, but they are working on it with the Russians.

May everyone have a Happy Thanksgiving! Unless of course you are amfortas, who is somewhere in Australia, putting down a cold beer, wresting kangaroos, and laughing at the thought of Puritans, in tall hats.

God Bless us all....at least something is still made in America!