The Two Big C's, Castro and Carter

Nobody Flashes Anymore: Sometimes, when you least expect it, you see a first.

This morning I flicked on the tube and there was good old peanut-head Carter, giving a speech at a Cuban university...in Spanish.

The interpreter of his words, spoke to the American people, in English.

Weird.

I would have preferred to not hear what he said because he still had his southern accent.

Carter was speaking Spanish as if he had spoke it ever since he picked his first peanut. He was praising the Cuban universal health care, and how the United States is not taking care of it's poor, it's children, and it's mentally ill like the great Cuba, (Jimmy himself being proof in that last department) and for that he was ashamed. Jimmy said we are certainly trying to catch up on not jailing so many people.

Now, if only we could play baseball.

If the Cuban people would just forget "socialism" and take on "democracy" Jimmy said, we could all get along, despite the horrible monster called America, and the terrible embargo, which is the real reason all the people of Cuba suffer so. With democracy, will come trade. If the Cubans will have an open mind, they would see that the American people would welcomed the Cubans people with open arms.

Hey, we already have, we already do.

Too bad we can't welcome Jimmy Carter with open arms.

Unfortunately, Carter would not know 'democracy' if it was a Nolan Ryan 109 mph fast-ball that had hit him in the head.

Which is why he thinks universal health care is "democratic" and why he is always hanging around and admiring all the communist dictators in the world.

Castro does not speak English, but it looks like he is telling Jimmy that soon American will come into that big C in the sky....something that both these demented individuals have in common...

Communism.

No, I got the feeling Jimmy wasn't there for the Cuban people to come into the 'democracy' of America...it was more that, he was hoping Castro's brand of communism would come soon to the American people. He was hoping Americans were listening to his message about "elect Hillary" and get universal health care...just like Cuba!

The roach-infested hospital wards will come too!

You would never know, by looking at these two old nutcases in this picture, just how much damage to the world they have both done.

I say, we get them in a game of knuckle ball...I wonder who would win?

Our only hope is that they both die before cloning is perfected. One generation having to put up with these two is enough.