America in Suspense!

Nobody Flashes: All over America today, people are glued to their television sets because two nail-biting events are going on simultaneously at the same time.

If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, we could be $&%...

If Obama wins Texas and Ohio, we could be *%*$..

If it continues to snow, rain, hail, and tornado...we could be $*%&...

Then again...we are also being told that Russian President Putin, is having a rock concert for his "successor" which will soon be available on download to your I-Pod, along with a year's subscription to Time Magazine, including the special edition of last year's (2007) copy of "Man of the Year," who was---President Putin!

Yes, Putin no doubt will come to save us all when the time is right.

Untill then, the suspense continues!