Sunday, April 13, 2008

Nobody Reports on a Monday: The FDR's Are Coming!


Nobody’s Opinion: All last week, I was seeing visions of FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt reincarnated as Bill and Hillary Clinton, sitting once again on the thrones of power. All Hillary talks about in every speech, as she goes from city to city, is her big plans for all kinds of new government “programs”--- programs to put Americans back to work.

It’s FDR’s WPA (Works Progress Administration) all over again. Remember--that’s when FDR decided he would help people in the depression by giving everyone a job, courtesy of the government. He also set up Social Security, and the United Nations--- bless his bleeding heart.

So---just where is she going to get the money to put everyone to work, rebuilt our infrastructure, pay for everyone’s health care, not to mention the rest of the world’s, from? Borrow it from China?

Multiply FDR’s big government dictatorship by ten-fold and you got the Clintons.

All these socialist plans are just waiting to be implemented...only one problem… Hillary has to get elected first. So, today, right before the Pennsylvania primaries, Hillary became (close your ears Eleanor) a republican, right before our eyes. She couldn’t have sounded more conservative than if she was Rush Limbaugh’s second cousin. In fact, Hillary today came out and said supporters of Rush Limbaugh had changed parties and were going to vote for her!

Isn’t it grand?

Rush, as some of you know, has asked his listeners to do this deed for him. He calls his support for Hillary “Operation Chaos,” and she is certainly having a good time using his idea for her own benefit. I’m waiting for Rush and Ann Coulter to show up at her inauguration.
At her staged performance on CNN’s “Compassion” benefit, Hillary Clinton was bragging that she loved guns, had even shot ducks, loved her father, (who was a republican) wanted abortions to be “rare,” (did not specify where ) loved the Pope, (can’t wait to see him at Yankee stadium!) really felt for all the poor in America, especially that mother who lost a son and grandson to sniper fire...(I mean gun shots) and plans on helping all the children in the world go to school. (where they will get aids shots along with her picture)

AND, she talked about her very, very, very, very, very…spiritual life and close connection to God. Funny…all the time she and Bill were in the White House, God wasn’t allowed in unless Jesse Jackson let him.

Something tells me there must be a lot of Christians in Pennsylvania.

Oh, and she and Bill read Chelsea Bible stories. Her favorite story was about Ester. Madonna, (who’s renamed herself Ester) can kiss her now. She was laying the religious garbage on so thick, I was waiting for her to spout wings and fly away, playing a goldern harp.

Anyway, if you want to know the Clintons, study their idols, which is exactly what I did in the year 2000.

I went to the FDR memorial in Washington DC, the one they so loving built. (at great expense) That’s me standing in front of FDR’s grand statue.

I must say, the whole thing felt like a holocaust museum. It was pretty depressing with lots of statutes of poor starving people. It was also a bit scary. It was obvious that the Clintons had a hand in this, down to the last detail, and at the end was a huge saying about Roosevelt serving four terms. I said "Oh My God" a lot that day....
And if you have followed Bill Clinton's many speeches, he has never hidden the fact that he wished he could have served “four’ like FDR. He might soon get his wish.

FDR was as much a dictator as Hitler in his time, according to Alistair Cooke. His picture was everywhere. The Republicans of course hated FDR. And the Clintons have kept it a well guarded secret about just how much they admire the couple. When it was reported that Hillary talked to Eleanor in White House séances, it was quickly hushed up.

Hillary, like Eleanor, has traveled the world acting like Eleanor while her husband Bill, was mostly acting like FDR, in at least one way…he had mistresses.

Now, it’s time for the real reincarnations of the FDR’s to kick in, with an even bigger government agenda. And if that happens, no doubt Rush Limbaugh expects to do their fireside chats.

As Hillary has said, “Watch out what you wish for, you might get it.”
Whoa.
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Nobody’s Perfect: Obama gets the lowdown on this one this week. Yes, all the poor white people have to turn to guns and religion in order just to cope with life, he said. Obviously, Obama has never been to Joe's Crab shack on a Saturday night.

Nobody Knows; Since when did one soldier become a “troop?” Now, we have 150,000 “troops” in Iraq. What?…does every soldier carry thirty guys in their backpack? Here’s the dictionary version: Troop: n. a body of soldiers, a great number…etc.
Who do they think they’re fooling? Iran? McCain?

Nobody Cares; Bill Clinton’s father was killed in a car accident. Barak Obama’s father was killed in a car accident. Jesse James father was…okay, he died somewhere in California and look how Jesse turned out. I’m just saying…three charming guys...lose fathers, grow up to be charming...and slick. Why hasn't Doctor Phil had a show on this?

Nobody Wins; The Pope is coming to Yankee stadium. I don’t know what the price of parking is in New York, but here in St. Louis, it’s twenty-five dollars just to park at the ballpark. So, just how many people are going to get to see the Pope, if they can’t even afford to park their car?

Nobody’s Fool; All day long on the History Channel, there was one Armageddon story after another. I think it was a record for how many programs of “fear” and the end times they could fit into one day. We are all gonna die, according to just about everyone.

The question is; why?

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