Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Are YOU on the List?


Nobody Knows: When it comes to conspiracy theories, the list is long. The general conception is, don’t pay any attention to them. JFK was not killed by more than one guy: FDR did not let Pearl Harbor happen to get the U.S. into war: Princess Diana just got into a car with a drunk driver: LBJ did not use the Gulf of Tonkin to start the Vietnam War, and Elvis is still alive and last seen ordering fast food at a Dairy Queen in Texas.

The latest conspiracy deserves at least some serious thinking because yesterday, America was presented with a new “list.”

I’ve named it the “Terri Schiavo- Pick Your Body Count” conspiracy.

It was reported yesterday that Homeland Security along with many other universities and government think tank lords, put out a list of just who would live and who would die, if there was
(Michael Leavitt ever a flu pandemic.
US Department of Health
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Doctors…get out your stethoscopes, you are now relieved of all law suits.

In the event of a “pandemic” doctors are now allowed to “let die” people over 85, people over 60 who have been severely burned, people suffering from any kind of trauma, (like getting in a car crash hurrying to the hospital to get a flu shot) anyone with a chronic disease, (Your baby got cancer? Too bad.) Bad heart? Sorry. Lung diseases? Nope. Oh and my personal favorite…poorly controlled diabetes.

Half my neighbors will lose with that one.

In other words, anyone who is not young and healthy is pretty much sacrificed. They call this the “battlefield approach.”

Legally, I would argue its state-sanctioned genocide. I would also argue that according to this list, Dick Cheney should be one of the first denied the vaccine.

So---here’s the conspiracy: Our government, has come to its final hours. The money has run out. They do not have the funds to pay all the retiring baby boomers who will be living twice as long as they were suppose to live, despite all the bad food. The Iraq war needs to carry on for at least another five years. A nice flu epidemic would be a welcomed relief to a huge political system that is now funding multinational corporate global takeovers. A natural “cull” in the herd would be propitious.

Right. That’s just about as crazy as saying that the third building on 9/11 was destroyed on purpose...

Or is it?

Back in 2005, Bush spoke to the United Nations General Assembly, and announced the “International Partnership on Avian and Pandemic Influenza.” These plans were also included in that North American Treaty. The plan states how to treat the pandemic (school closings and isolations, etc) but also stipulates, “The chair of the Security and Prosperity coordinating will rotate between each national authority on a yearly basis.”

In other words, Mexico can decide whether someone deemed “on the list” in America lives or dies.

So, what’s a good government to do since they believe its coming? Well, think up as many scares as you can.

They have been scaring us all for years to get vaccinated. Not only do you have your yearly flu shot, but measles outbreaks, West Nile Virus, Anthrax, and even one mandated to young girls in Texas to ensure that they reproduce after the “pandemic” with a vaccine against sexual diseases.

For our convenience they have set up cheap vaccination centers all over the United States in corner drugstores.

They’re getting ready, no doubt about it.

I don’t get it. Up to now, the “bird flu” has killed less people on the planet than three months of gang fights on the Mexican border. How will this killer flu, which hasn’t mutated in over twenty years, all of a sudden in one year--jump evolutionarily into a killer flu that wipes out the planet?

Where’s Reverend Wright on this one?

Last week, a typhoon killed 22,000 people in Myanmar. They don’t want the 3 million dollars that George Bush is just begging them to take.

So, if this “bird flu” is not a conspiracy to kill the greedy consumers trashing the planet, then prove it to us.

Bush, sworn to protect and defend, should use that 3 million dollars that Mylomare doesn’t want, to stock up on the Tami flu vaccine here in America so that when it does hit, no man, woman or child in the United States is left without protection.

Universal Health Care looks good now--doesn’t it? Mmmmmm...

Where’s my mask?

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