Kenya's Cows Make Celebration!

Nobody Cares: Today in Kenya, the exuberant elation upon Barack Obama being elected President of the United States was in full swing.

Not only was it declared a National Holiday, but all cows were given free pail of oats and rum.

Here we see an overjoyed cow graping one of Obama's many aunts in a moment of joyous rapture.

Yes---change and hope has come not only to America, but to the cows in Kenya, who now can count on an extra bail of hay from the new President.

The people on the other hand, will have to wait in line for their money, like all those volunteers who thought they were going to paid their $10 a hour, but only got half...

As for this aunt, Obama claims he hasn't talked to her in a while, but will call her as soon as he is finished meeting with Oprah.