Nobody's Perfect: The Diva's

Nobody's Perfect; If you watched the Golden Globes last night, as I did, just because I was in the mood to watch the rich...then like me you might remember a few Diva "opps" moments.

The biggest goof came when Kate Winslet was up thanking all her friends for her most joyous award of being best actress in all situations, including her acceptance speech...

And while she was at it, she forgot one woman's name that she beat...what was her name? Oh...somebody tell me what her name is...oh..darn...you know...there she is...

Oh yes, Angelina Jolie!

(ha!)

Now, as ALL women know, these woman are in a vicious war of "Who is the most beautiful tonight?" and having said that...let's look at Jennifer Lopez's face. Forget the fact that she is wearing the curtain that hung in Tara in "Gone With the Wind" ...check out that look...ohhhhh.....

And ALSO today, we had a really funny "not so perfect" Miley Cyrus tell the world that she cut her "uvala" which she is hoping the millions of men in the world will think of a mispronunciation for something much more exciting.

Yes...she had to go and explain on her website that her "uvala" was in her "mouth" and she "cut" it on a piece of "chicken" and that's why she couldn't talk, and it's all just really hard becoming a sex object when your fans want you to remain in childhood with Mickey. Thinking up creative ways to turn on the guys is not easy...Right Dad?

Never mind.

And last but not least in the Diva "Nobody's Perfect" category, front and center we have Demi Moore, who in front of billions of people world wide, CORRECTED her daughter (the lovely woman standing next to Scarlett Lopez) and told her to stand up straight, or something to that affect, as she walked passed her to the podium showing her daughter how SHE can do it right.

Her daughter should pay attention.

I would say, in the moment of mean, vicious, selfish, and downright horrible things ever done by a mother in the whole world, that was one of them.

How in the world could you embarrass your own daughter in front of the whole world?

For Demi Moore...it was easy.

No wonder Bruce Willis hangs around...