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HOLY POGO POGONIA BATMAN!! FIVE PRESIDENTS WITH NO WHERE TO GO!

Nobody Cares: It was an historical day today, mostly for two reasons:

1. Due to President's Bush's ongoing and relentless fear that the "Office of the Presidency" will not be continued into the future, (Because it seems that's all he can talk about lately) he wanted to remind the world once again just how important this "Office of Executive Power" called the Presidency really, really is.

So, he called a photo-op for all the Presidents to come to the Oval office and stand to show the world that...one man is still in control.

We just don't where he is at the moment.

2. Bill Clinton was overwhelmed with joy to see that President Bush, in a very noble act on his part we must admit, (Although we suspect it was to once again protect the noble image and office of the United States Presidency)...removed Bill's Clinton's old Oval Office rug, and all 99 stains of various DNA samples, and replaced it with a wonderful new pattern... forever securing the office as a clean and wholesome place, worthy of respect and continuation.

I don't know about you...but the fact that Bush keeps talking about how it's important to preserve the Presidency, is starting to worry me. He's starting to sound like he's afraid that MAYBE...all of these guys knows something terrible is going to happen, and he wants to make sure that NONE of them get the blame for it..

Presidents are pretty much just like the rest of us,.... unfortunatly.