Monday, June 29, 2009

GE Wants to Take Away Your Right to Lamp

Nobody's Perfect:

How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a brand new energy saving GE electric light bulb?

One is too many.

As everyone has heard, Obama and Jeffery Immelt, CEO of General Electric have decided to merge in order to form a more perfect electrical union.

Oh, and if they just have to control every electrical wire and bulb on the earth while they are at it, it's a small price to pay.

So, not only has our Congress, Obama, and Jeffery decided we all need to get those mercury filled new light bulbs soon, we also will all need new electrical lamps and sockets to go along with them as well.

Obama and Jeffery must have heard that many of the people are stocking up on the old light bulbs...and if you are stocking up on the old bulbs, forget it. No lamp in any store will light them up, in the future...that's the plan.

It's an easy defense. It's much like the "Why take away guns? Just don't make bullets." logic.

Who's going to make their own bullets and light bulbs? Mmmmmm?

They had to do something to stop this nonsense!

According to both, this will make them billions, and save the planet, after people are gone.
which is a subject that the History Channel is stuck on. Frankly, I'd like to do a program called, "After the History Channel is gone." I suspect it doesn't like people at all...because it said at the end of humanity we shouldn't worry.

"The earth started out in light, and there will STILL be light after we are all gone."

What?

I'm lost, here. Who writes this stuff?

Obama has recently commented on how much he admired China's great superiority in their "infrastructure" and how we need to catch up...in case you missed it.

So, Jeffery took a day off from sitting on the board of that wonderful organization of upstanding American citizens called the New York Federal Reverse Bank, to seed his crackpot team of observers over to China in order to learn, just how those clever Chinese do it.

And as you can see from this picture...working out the bugs to the new "green" electrical energy, is going to take a lot more time, along with a lot more money...

But hey, Nobody's Perfect...just ask Jeffery Immelt. He can't help it that he wants to control the world, and every single light bulb in it.

Obviously, he has broken just a few too many of his own new light bulbs.

And I personally hope he has them all over his house.

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