Nobody Flashes Sex Goddes VS the Michelin Man

Nobody Flashes!

Today, it was reported that the new Health Care Czar, Mrs. Potter, and the New Car Tire Czar, Mike Michell, met at the White House to have a beer with "President" Obama.

It seems they've been fighting.

There had been much controversy over the fact that last week Mike had offended Mrs. Potter upon saying that she was MUCH too fat to the the New Health Care Czar...

She countered back that he was none too skinny himself, and besides, a man made out of rubber tires, as every one knows, (next to Nancy Pelosi) are just about the biggest polluters on the planet, therefore he is the last person that should be running the department of new "green" Car Tires.

He has his nerve.

She is planning to sue him for damaging her reputation as sex goddess.

He in turn, is appalled, because he really is an American Icon, where she is just some old fossil.

The President, sided with Mrs. Potter, and says this kind of discrimination against fat sexy women goes on all the time, and we all need to take up smoking...

That didn't help matters much.

Hopefully, the President can help both of these new czars rise above their petty problems and use this as a teaching moment so that we can all learn to just get along.