Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Nobody's Perfect: Al Gore...Again!

Nobody's Perfect: Al Gore
Gee...it was a tough choice this week---finding a candidate for goof-ups, what with all the mistresses of Tiger Woods running all over confessing just how "sorry" they were to have upset Tiger Woods wife...
But in the new global consciousness of consequences, this man just can't seem to help himself when it comes to getting on my Nobody's Perfect list.
Al Gore announced at Copenhagen's gathering of elite leaders looking for "green cash payouts for ice-cap bunkers" this week, that the North Pole was going to completely melt in 5-7 years.
What he is not admitting, and don't expect any adjurations from Al's lips anytime soon...is that the North Pole is simply going to shift downwards, into New York State.
The polar bears will be walking fifth Avenue soon, and since the Wall Street "Bears" exist not far from there daily, the liberal Marxists will be quite happy to watch the carnage.
Al Gore, hides his real agenda in lies...once again.
(Nobody Makes this stuff up.)



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amfortas says: Yeh, and Saint AlGore spake and did attribute his predictions to a 'Scientist'. Unfortunately that scientist chappy heard it about three minutes later and phoned in while the Great Saint of Anthropmorphic Global Boiling was still talking and interjected - 'Oh, no I didn't". To which AlGore said, 'Oh Yes he did". At which point the audience rose as one and chanted "Oh no he didn't".

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