Thursday, December 02, 2010

Charlie Rangel -Tells the Truth

There is something wrong in a government where they who do the most have the least. There is something wrong when honesty wears a rag, and rascality a robe: when the loving, the tender, eat a crust, while the infamous sit at banquets.-----Robert G. Ingersoll

Nobody Reports: Charlie Rangel was all over the news today, bemoaning his innocence to the Congress and the American people for the unethical crimes he has committed against the People's House.

It is unfair he said, that he should be humiliated for the crime of not paying income taxes for 17 years. After all, he writes the taxes.

To Charlie, who never met a sucker he didn't's almost a crime in itself.

BUT, Nobody Reports that there is a good reason why he has lied and made excuses, and basically acted like the untouchable mob boss of Harlem.

We have just discovered he has the soul of Frank Lucus inside of him. A soul he picked up at the Punta Cana Yacht Club, while doing a voo-doo dance one night with Maxine Waters. He blacked out, woke up, and there was Frank...telling him what to do. So he just did what Frank said.

And Charlie gave us this picture of Frank (as you can see, he's been inside Charlie for quite some time) as proof.

Poor Charlie. I suggest he honor Frank's soul, and go to jail for his crimes, like Frank did.
It's the least an old soldier can do for his country.

Oh...I forgot. Charlie can't go to jail...he couldn't take his Mercedes.

Nobody Reports One last tidbit: Charlie also has something in common with Bill Clinton: The Rockefellers helped both of them kick- start their careers.

One was 'impeached' by Congress, and the other has now been censured by Congress.

So, who or what is in THEIR souls?



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