Friday, January 21, 2011

Nobody Questons George Lucas

Nobody's Fool:
What do you do when some comedian comes out and tells the world that you, the greatest marketing mogul in the world, is convinced that the world is going to end in 2012?
Well, if your George Lucas, you do NOT have to put up a famous finger and say "No, I did NOT have sex with that nuclear scientist!"... get your PR department to release a denial that is so great it should be put up on e-bay and sold to the Obama team of propagandists for the democratic playbook of "How to deny anything and get away with it."
George Lucas is Nobody's Fool.
“He was not serious when he talked about the
end of the world in 2012 but he is an adamant believer that the world is flat, that Stonehenge was built by aliens, and that the sun revolves around the Earth,” Hale said. “These are among the many subjects he commonly discusses at length with Elvis, who he’s going to digitally insert into Indy 5 along with a roster of famous dead actors.”

A fine answer if ever there was one.
But...according to Seth Rogen, a comedian who listened to over a half hour of dire Lucas warning about the upcoming destruction of the tectonic plates moving around,..I am really wondering...does he really believe it? And more importantly, what does he know that we do not?
He might have something here. As you can see from this picture of the disintegrating Islands of the World in Dubai...plates ARE shifting...along with an awful lot of sand.

Nobody Notes that anyone who ever heard the tale of the three little pigs can tell you that building multimillion dollar islands made up of foreign and very poor construction workers on man-made islands IN the middle of the Ocean...might not work too well.
Most of us nobodies in the world thought, "Oh, that'll work."
But, let's just wasn't those poor underpaid slaves of globalization's fault. Let's say, the plates are shifting, and he's right.
In that case, I have one question to ask Mr. Lucas.
Nobody: Gee Mr. Lucas, if you are correct that means that we have less than a year to live, and SINCE you are NOT going to need all that money...and SINCE redistribution is the new popular fashion, then perhaps you could find it in your heart to buy me this Super yacht.
It's for SALE! For only $75 million!
After all, somebody is going to have to stay here on earth while you and Spielberg fly away on your spaceships.
Al Gore says Greenland will be destroyed...but SOMEBODY has to save that poor Shtick of Dubai (see picture) who has the only house left standing in the Island of Greenland, in the World of his sinking Dubai. I'm sure the ruler of Dubai will be glad to see my yacht pulling in to save his sorry ...(put in your favorite body part here) and I will be sure and tell him, next time he wants to go building islands in the sand, he should contact YOU first, and finance the next George Lucas :"It's the end of the universe but Yoda will be there to guide us."
2012 needs a sequel..don't you think? Mars tectonic plates are moving as we speak.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amfortas says:

In the unlikely event that Mr Lucas does buy that yacht for you, I am glad it seems to have room enough for me too. Perhaps I could come aboard with the champaign and ocupy the post of the Lady of the Boat's personal Gentleman.(I am sure your better half waould agree is he could have Jessica Alba as his Gentleman's personal Lady. hahaha.)

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Right...Jessica would end up with all three...then I'd have to go pick up someone for me...


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