Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Obama's Resurrection?









Nobody Flashes: When a President is way down in the polls and his party is voted out of office, and he is hanging on by a proverbial thread...what can he do?

Take a sad song, and resurrected himself. How did he do that? Only like a politician can.

Here's a short play by play as I see it:

Start with a very liberal university. Bus in your best supporters, with a university President who thinks you are nothing short of a God.

Start with:

The National Anthem. President Obama AND Michelle held their hands over their hearts and actually sang the words! A first for my eyes.

***An Indian/Mexican comes on and says a prayer in this "time of diversity." He prays to the god, the animals, the earth , the skunks, the birds, and all that money and land that Obama has promised to give back to them. Giving the Mexican and illegal's and Al Gore's Gaia fans, a shout out with one guy.

Cool.

**** Sit the President next to the guy that saved the Congresswoman's life. He gets up to outstanding applause. He continues to say that being a "public servant" and taking care of others is basically our purpose in life. Daniel Hernandez...goes to school there, and will no doubt get a job in Obama's administration.

*** The Governor, Jan Brewer, who our President has brought a lawsuit against, gets loud boos as she marches to the stage. (which looks good to Obama) She is gracious, and seems the most sincere in her grief. She is obviously upset, by the loss, by the crowd..and has trouble speaking. Makes Obama look good.

***Janet Napolitano, quotes some Jewish quote that NOBODY understands...but she's religious.
***Then Eric Holder takes about Jesus...(who knew?) and set the crowd up for the grand finale.
And then...it comes....you find out WHY all of a sudden these liberals have been talking about Jesus...

*** President Obama comes on, talks about every victim...and then...wait for it...says he has permission from the husband of Congresswoman to tell the world...that...

After He and Michelle had visited the room of the comatose Gabby, she...opened her eyes.

JESUS be SAVED! THE Messiah has COME!

Hallelujah, Hallelujah,....Hallelujah, Hallelujah...Hallelujah!!!

Okay. That's certainly good news. But the fact that Obama not only took credit for it, playing for the crowd to interpret it as he is a son of God, with healing powers, is really a kicker, and typical of a politician. Remember, she opened her eyes, AFTER he left.

Hey, didn't the Bible say :Beware of false prophets?

Obama made sure everyone in that room understood the meaning of that event. He had risen, if not the dead, he opened the eyes of the sick woman.

Why didn't he go back and get her to sit up and talk? I mean..come on.

He IS our Messiah...we now have proof.

He SHOULD have quit there, and walked off the stage. But nooooo...he couldn't resist, the room was electrified...

The messiah then used this news to announce that there WILL be no more uncivil discourse in our land. We will now all get along, we owe it to these poor dead people.

I'm sorry..

I turned it off after that...

Probably what really happened is that there were so many secret service people in the room, Gabby woke up on purpose...because she couldn't sleep with all the racket. Or maybe her political instincts just kicked in. Or maybe her husband was crying...who knows? To say that Obama mere precense caused this is a bit...much.

But...Obama seized the moment, to make his resurrection for another term, by lifting himself high into the sky..comparing himself the healer Jesus.

If you look at this just as a clever political moment in time....it doesn't get any better than that.

You just gotta laugh.

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amfortas says:

By the Lord Harry, the Obama spin machine really knows how to pile on the BS. He will be walking on water next. Just watch out for glass installers measuring up that big pond infront of the Lincoln Memorial.

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are sick..really really sick.

You don't give two shiets about Gabby Gifford. The only people comparing Obama to a messiah are people of your ilk, a.k.a the numbnuts of society.

11:40 PM  
Blogger Joyanna Adams said...

Ahhh...amfortas! We have a virgin to the political process and how the masters spin...

Welcome stranger!

I beg to differ, read a few of my last week's posts after the event and you will find out how much many nobodies care;

At least 100"shiets"

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amfortas says:

Hello anonymous stranger. For the record, I have every sympathy for the poor woman shot in the head. I would have just as much sympathy even if she were not a politician.

I have great sympathy for the other victims too and their families who must be in deep grief.

But as a durn furriner I look at the political capital being gathered in by emotional blackmail carpetbaggers manipulating mugs in the same light as I look at muggers in a dark alley stealing your wallet and watch. It is deplorable.

4:55 PM  

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