Thursday, February 10, 2011

When Texas Becomes a Hotbed of Islam, Children Will Prefer Cauliflower

Nobody's Fool: If you were the ruler of the United States, and believed that due to the declining birth rates, you needed to repopulate the country, but unfortunately, you felt your best option was to repopulate with a people who spoke another language? What could you do?

How do you manipulate a sovereign "people" into getting prepared to accept the fact that the United States is going to be a bilingual nations...much like Canada? In fact, in the future by 2050, it is predicted that the Hispanic, Spanish- speaking people will be in the majority.

Obviously, instead of English which Newt Gingrich has assured us will STILL be spoken in Congress if nowhere else (Thanks alot Newt) you believe that it's more important for the natives to learn to speak Spanish.

And this is how they will do it: By, as Rahm Emanuel's likes to say---a "nudge."

You pick the most conservative state you can find (TEXAS) and you MANDATE that the children of that state (all they needed was a few schools) MUST learn the language of our closest enemies....Arabic. You call it "the language of the future" and then, you sit back and watch the outrage.

"I can't believe it's happening," said a woman from Dallas on the Glenn Beck radio program.

"This makes NO sense at all...If we have to mandate any other language for our children to learn, it should be Spanish, because so many Mexican are here."


By giving you a much HARDER choice, you pick the one they really want you to pick.

They do this very same thing with gas prices. Remember a couple of years ago when the prices went up to over $4 dollars a gallon. We had been paying around $1.76. ----so, when it came down to two dollars, we were relieved

"Whew...well, at least it's only $2.50 cents a gallons." we all said.

Parents do this with kids. If the kid doesn't want to eat his peas, mom presents the vegetable only served to gumless grandmothers and drunken Irishmen on St. Patty's Day... an alternative: cauliflower.

Works every time.

If anybody is fooled by this insane least I can say...I'm Nobody's Fool.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amfortas says:

Oh the irony. Casa d'Ice yells about English !! The mind boggles.

5:38 PM  
Blogger Joyanna Adams said...

Besome...besome mucho.....

or is it..

Beseme; Beseme muchacho.....

My mind boggles at your cleverness.

8:00 PM  

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