Hillary and The Holy Grail

Nobody’s Opinion; Ever since the election, I find watching the news almost too much to bear. Hearing about all the free presidential campaign advertisements on all the cable station promoting Hillary for president in 2008 by way of “political pundit debates” on whatever topics can have her name in it, gets old real fast.

Just think, for two more years, we will have to listen to speculations of Hillary VS Obama, Hillary VS Kerry, Hillary VS McCain, Bill, Hillary VS Gore, and once in a while, some old guys like Blair thrown in.

Oh, but…she hasn’t even THOUGHT about it yet!

When I heard that Bill Clinton last week, along with Madeline Albright and the rest of his old cabinet was at the “secret” meeting held at the White House with over forty other demagogues of the old orders, doing a “meeting” with Tony Blair on video conferencing about the Iraq war and what to do, well, it seemed obvious to this nobody that the 48th President has now taken back control of the Oval Office.

My suspicions have always been that he has never left.

No wonder President Bush looks so darn happy. Now he just has to go around and dress up in silly costumes, play golf, and once in a while come out and make a few speeches. Hillary and Bill are back in the White House already. I doubt they will ever leave.

Why spend already overtaxed people’s money on an election?

So this weekend, planning on dismissing myself from all the “debates,” I finally went down to the local video place and rented. “The DaVinci Code” because I had refused to spend good money at the theater on what I thought was simply a propaganda film meant to get the whole world off the idea that “Jesus” should continue to be worshipped in the upcoming New World Order.

By now, most everyone has read the book, AND seen the movie.

When I read the book my first thought was…”good writer.” My second thought was; “Okay, who paid this guy to put out all this complete demolishing of the Catholic Church and Christianity?”

What feminist movement wants Mary Magdalene (Prostitute who became holy when she supposedly married Jesus) to replace Jesus and Mary…as the new divine presence to worship? What left-wing illuminati put this guy up to this task?

Was this put out to pave the way for the divine Hillary? (Whose political prostitution is well recorded, along with her husband’s?)

And doesn’t this book and movie go nicely along with all the recent continual onslaught and complete denigration of any kind of Christianity in the United States?
Is it hard to resist a hot fudge sundae complete with nuts and whipped crème when it is put right in front of you after you’ve been on a diet?

Lots of churches are being burnt down, but I don’t think I’ve heard of one Mosque being torched.

Please. Of course this was all planned.

The kicker that they left out of the movie that was suggested heavily in the book is at the end of the story in the book; they infer that many of the heads of states of Europe, and even the United States are probably descended from the blood of Christ, through Mary’s children.

God forbid they be descended from apes like all the rest of us.

This of course would give all those in power around the world, the ones that seem to stay forever---would give them by blood, the REAL divine right to rule.

It is called in the book and movie, the “royal bloodline.” Interesting choice of words describing descendents of Jesus Christ…don’t you think?”

Royal? I wonder what Jesus would have thought about that?

To give Tom Hanks and Ron Howard their due, they tried hard to stay neutral on the premise of faith and religion. But in the end, Tom Hanks ends up kneeling at the tomb of Mary Madeleine, whose bones are buried underneath the glass Pyramid at the Louvre in Paris.

So, I ask you: How many people who have seen this film will believe that Mary Madeleine’s bones are really there? Probably more than half. I wonder just how many tourists are kneeling at the base of the Pyramid, praying to, not Jesus, not Mary, not God, but to the misunderstood and powerfully wise, Mary Magdalene.

The “I used to be a prostitute but Jesus forgave me and then made me his “companion” and so I bore him who knows how many bastards.” woman who was almost stoned to death, but saved by Jesus.

The French do love their prostitution.

And how many people after seeing the movie, will believe that Mary the prostitute Madeline, was really betrayed by a bunch of men sitting around a council, who didn’t want a WOMAN to lead the church just because Jesus said she should?

Therefore, they recorded that she was a prostitute, to deprive her of her rightful power.

Why, only MEN should rule!

And who else, besides me, thinks this is just some more clever use of the media to promote the ideal that Hillary can become the first Woman President of the United States, if some men, who are obvious chauvinists, don’t stand in her way?

So, having thought about all this, I suggest we have a council, and decide that even though Bill Clinton (The Jesus of the Democratic party, who just keeps getting resurrected again and again) wants Hillary (His prostitute and fellow comrade in carrying on his plans to save the world with the New Progressive Third Way Religion) to carry on his legacy in the White House---we, as a council have decided it would not be a good thing for history.

Why don’t we just do what they did at that council, and write her as Bill’s wife and forget about her. Build a few statues and say that Bill loved her very much. (Cough, cough)

Then when she dies they can bury her bones in the Louvre next to Mary Magdalene. Let them debate about her “abuse” a thousand years from now.

The men of the church did a pretty good word spreading Christianity. I doubt Mary could have done much better. In fact, having all those children would have kept her occupied.

But who knows? We still might hear a rumor that Hillary does have the “royal blood” flowing through her, thereby making here the perfect choice to lead the world.

That’s one movie I won’t want to miss.

Nobody’s Perfect; Tom Hanks has been in very few bad movies. In fact, he has always chosen his roles wisely, but even Tom Hanks could not make this movie really exciting. On the whole, the book was better.

Nobody Knows; Why they made such a big thing about the “Holy Grail” being a person, not a cup. In the movie, they use Leonardo’s “The Last Supper” as proof that there was no “cups” at the dinner, therefore, no “Holy Grail” cup.

How absurd is that? Leonardo probably just forgot to put cups in. I’m not sure I would have wanted to clutter things up having to paint twelve cups, plus all the mess on the table. Being an artist, he wanted you to concentrate on the people in the scenes, not all the messy cups all over the table.

Will we see this on the new conspiracy theory program? The missing cups of the last supper?

Nobody Cares; Lots of people will be getting “The Davinci Code” as a Christmas present this year. By now, most people have forgotten the book, and will look on the movie just like Tom Hanks says…”It’s just a thriller.”