Nobody's Absurdities, No. 27

Nobody’s Opinion: Don’t cha just love it? O.J. Simpson is going to be on television once again to show just how he did NOT kill his wife and her “lover” by telling us just how he would have done it if he COULD have, thereby proving in his mind to the world once again, that he was not there.

ABSURD.

And with that statement of “Just how low can we go?” Here are more absurdities to ponder, except, you’d better do it quickly, because the absurdities are rolling in fast!

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George Clooney was voted “Sexist Man Alive” today by People Magazine.

Really…how much longer do we have to bear this?

It’s one thing when we can’t get rid of old Presidents, House majority leaders, CIA directors, or aging murderers, but now we have to put up with seeing the same old boring faces on People magazine.

Please, George Clooney is about as sexy as the gopher in “Caddy Shack.” In fact, the gopher is much cuter.

I thought the guy playing in the new Dr. Who series from the BBC is MUCH sexier than old man Clooney.

In fact, half the men population is sexier than George Clooney.

You do know what this means, don’t you? The ONLY people who can afford subscriptions to People magazines are the aging boomers.

The mistake the editors of People are making is in thinking that even if women are aging, it doesn’t man they don’t like young fresh meat!

Because that’s all Clooney is…old meat.

What? You thought women were different than men?

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Speaking of old meat, I’m not sure I’m feeling all that comfortable after finding out today just how long this Mr. Gates (Rumsfeld’s replacement) has been working in the top levels of government.

He was in the CIA before Nixon, then the NSC, during Ford and Nixon, and then continued serving all the Presidents going back into the CIA. I bet he’s been in the NSS, the CSS, the BSS, and the NAACP too.

He is Secretary of Defense, but never went to boot camp, which is okay because neither has Nancy Pelosi.

I suggest a new bill be introduced that says all elected officials must serve at least four years in our military, or forget it. I want to see Nancy in army boots.

Gates also co-authored research of the Iraq war with that lover of American freedom, Zbigniew Brzezinski. I’m sure it must have been him that put in the notion that the United States stopped supporting all those pesky people all over the globe who are trying to get out under dictatorships and established…”democracy.”

Another tough old piece of meat is Mr. Baker, and his partner in Global crime…Trent Lott, both put back into the power circles.

Yeah, Trent who like John McCain…was always there when ever the Democrats needed him. Always voting for the liberal causes, and yet, saying they were conservatives.

And speaking of McCain, have you noticed how BOTH parties are knocking RUDI?

Hillary must get in, and Rudi is the only one who could take her down.

But then again, that won’t happen. Because neither party is going to let him get near the election. You can bet your CIA cap on it.

This nobody wants to know…where’s the fresh meat?

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Just when I was wondering where all the planes have gone here in St. Louis, the news comes out today that a hostile takeover of Delta Airlines is being attempted by U.S. Airways, funded of course by all our friendly One World Banking Government bankers called Citicrop…who are cropping in all the money, and going for the elimination of all cash, so as to put the power of all transactions…online.

Where one day it will all disappear and we will all work for free! We will not even need money, because our government will support us all!

Think I’m kidding?

Anyway, back to the planes.

I live near St. Louis’s main airport. Once, I would watch every night, at least nine planes waiting to land and at all times of the day.

Now, I get really excited if I see one. It’s enough for a big celebration around here.

“Look honey! A plane is landing!”

This will leave just three major airlines for the American Consumer. Soon we will only have one left, and that will be controlled by the government.

U.S. Airways, the last remaining Airline will have to make room for China’s Boeing 747’s.

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James Carville has announced today, he wants the Democrats to get rid of Howard Dean.

Now that Hillary is making the run for the home stretch, they have to make sure she is seen as a “compassionate conservative progressive.” (Right Steve?)

Howard Dean will become Nancy’s lover, and John Murtha will become Vice President.

Hey, don’t laugh, it could happen. If O.J. Simpson can get another chance and kill his wife all over again on Fox news…we could see anything.

Be prepared.

Nobody’s Perfect; Nancy Pelosi came out with that BIG blooper right after she became speaker about how, now that the Democrats have control, it was going to be the most ethical, moral, upstanding, honest…blah, blah…only to have all those types of her pick of main guys Mr. “I’ll get you the deal, just give me the money” Murtha spread all over the news as the most ethical guy he is. The tapes were great.

Nancy’s idea of ethical is like Stalin’s…he was a grandfatherly like figure, and she is a grandmotherly like figure. Too bad they couldn’t have hooked up.

Nobody Knows; I watched the Glenn Beck show tonight, and two things really struck me. First, there was a BIG “censure” put up when the former Prime Minister of Israel was talking.

And second--- he had on a Muslim man who lived here in the United States, who had said that he didn’t approve of what the radicals were doing.

The question is, Ahmadinejad himself says one thing here, but in Iran says, “Death to Israel.”

What makes us believe that all Muslims here who claim to love us, aren’t just waiting around for the final command?

What proof do we have…mmmm?

Nobody Cares; If O.J gets by with this nonsense on TV, I think we should get equal time in “How we would kill O.J. Simpson if we could.” on the air, and many nobodies could act out just how they would kill O.J

Well…why not?

I might watch that. I might make him sing and dance first, and say the Pledge of Allegiance. Maybe have a few jihads as judges.

(Just kidding.) Well…I’d at least put him in jail where he belongs.