The Olio of Comiefatcaps: Looking For Well Pressed Curtains

Nobody’s Opinion; Having reluctantly witnessed what was just put in power last night, I really was speechless for a word to describe the new bunch of “representatives” who have been placed in power, however it happened. The first word that came to mind was “Mordor,” but, that’s not even good enough.

So I made up a word. Comsofascaps…or Comsofatcaps…or Comsofasmils…OR comiefatcaps for short-- pick your favorite.

It’s stands for; communists/socialists/fascists/capitalists OR--- commie/socialists/fascists/multimillionaires looking for curtains, interior decorators, plastic surgeons, psychics, and American flags to stand in front of---and if you can’t find that, children are the next best thing.

This is why I think Nancy Pelosi is the real belated October surprise. She had probably been working on her Krispy Krème-June Lockhart look all summer.

Yesterday, Nancy stood with six, count em’… SIX American Flags behind her, and right in front of the most famous of our National portraits; the one that Dolly Madison saved from the British, the one of a man, that if alive, would maybe have asked her to shine his boots, being the excellent judge of character that he was;

George Washington.

Not to mention a great WAR general.

President George W. Bush stood in front of the line of fire of salivating reporters…with a statue of Lincoln behind him.

I just love all these subliminal messages, don’t you? She is really as great as our first President and now has Presidential power, and he rules over a house divided?

I would have picked other objects, for Nancy, maybe a bust of Castro…and President Bush…at this point in time, a picture of Buckwheat. (Because I happened to really like Buckwheat, and he was always the one that just tagged along in Our Gang. Bush needs to practice making faces.)

Last night, here in Missouri, I was watching the election returns, and a St. Louis reporter said something I thought was so bizarre, and he must have too evidently, because he reported the meaningless event.

They were about to announce Claire McCaskil’s win, but she couldn’t come on stage because one of the curtains hanging behind her was NOT hanging just exactly right, and because she knew she was going to be on national TV, someone had to rush out of the building, and run around the town in order to find the perfect curtain to hang behind her.
This delayed the event for hours.

Never mind that she herself looked much more frumbled then the curtain that Scarlett O’Hare pulled down from Tara’s dust ridden windows, and it was not going to matter what the curtain behind her looked like.

Such is the intelligence of the next Senator from Missouri. I can’t wait to see what she will do with a more challenging problem.

She is bound to put new curtains in all the public schools.

Why am I making a big deal out of all this meaningless nonsense? Because one of the first things that Nancy Pelosi said yesterday was;

“War was not something to WIN, it was a solution to be solved.”

Holy-- Moly, Buckwheat!

Someone send her a video copy of “Saving Private Ryan.”

I can just see Nancy Pelosi on a ship out at sea, watching all the men going in on D-Day…Arguing with Eisenhower;

“General, why are you trying to win this thing! Why don’t you talk to these people! And where are the curtains? This ship is giving me the creeps!”

Betty Crocker thinks that all our soldiers should put down their guns, and offer the al-Quada to come and talk about a real solution to why they keep killing everyone. Somewhere in her cookbook are JUST the right ingredients for peace, and it all just needs a pinch more sugar.

“Day-O…Daaaaaaaay-O…Daylight come and me wanna go home.” (Sorry, it just came out.)

I suggest we send Nancy over to the front lines to talk to those guys, and tell them we are not there to win, so they don’t have to be afraid.

Then Michael Savage will put the beheading of our new Speaker on his website (as he does all the others.) and Nancy will have lots of curtains behind her while she is kneeling in front of the camera. Maybe she can ask for a portrait of Marie Antoinette to hang in the background.

Okay, that’s a pretty sick image, for such a pretty lady. BUT such is war, and Nancy, instead of dealing with it, will just send in curtains.

Actually-- Rumsfeld has got to be happy to be getting out of there, because Mt. Doom is going to start smoking real soon.

And blogging about the fact that all these politicians were more concerned about how they looked on camera, instead of what they were going to say…shows just what kind of entertainment we are in for.

And you know the old saying, “If you don’t laugh, you will cry.”

In fact, go ahead and cry in the curtains, the comiesofacaps would approve. And send the cleaning bill to the House Speaker.

Nobody’s Perfect. Is it me? Or does Nancy’s eyebrows look like they are glued very high up on her forehead in a perpetual “surprise” look?

I kept wanting to say, “Where’s Ricki?”

Nobody Knows; No one has mentioned this. Haven’t we heard that for the last four years, FOX news has outpaced in viewer ship CNN, MSNBC, CBS, NBC..etc...just blowing them away?

AND haven’t we heard that all the liberal Newspapers are dying and losing millions of readers?

So, if everyone was craving and hungering for the conservative radio pundits, and FOX, and the internet---doesn’t it seem just a little strange that the democrats had such a complete sweep of both houses being as all their media propaganda services were not being watched as much?

I just wondered.

Nobody Cares; There’s a guy on the radio right now giving financial advice, even though he lost his job after 9/11 and didn’t get another job for three years. His advice is we should all stop living beyond our means.

He’s go a point. I really am not going to buy a happy meal anymore. I need to save that two dollars and apply the money I save to new curtains.

President repeated today that we, once again, are gas hogs.

Well, I’d rather be a gas hog than a comiesofatcap.

I just hate it when he starts his name calling. Nancy needs to put new curtains in the Oval Office…just to make him feel better.