Monday, February 12, 2007

The American Political Idol Polls---Obama

Nobody’s Opinion:

Who’s our new political American Idol America?

Barack Osama---Hillary is going to have it rough.

Simon is here.

Let’s fact it…America can sell anything. Anything.

From a pet rock to a politician with the same name as the enemy who killed over 3,000 people on 9/11. They can even sell the idea that America is a terribly big bully, a real meanie who just wants to take over the world. America is the scum of the earth and needs to be shut down.

Yes, our finest marketing minds are working on that sell, and doing a fine job.

They can market people so well that a politician who has the same name as a dire enemy of the United States wants to be President, and you think that’s really cool.

You would THINK he would change his name in honor of the innocent dead.

Tell me---if you loved this country, and you wanted to be President, but you happened to be born with a name that made mother’s and wives cry, due to the enemy that attacked it…might you not consider getting a name change?

I would be the first to file, and then call a press conference to announce it.

But why should he? According to him…all religions are good. All drugs were good at one time too. Why, he spent many years on drugs…but, that doesn’t matter now.

Barack Osama is a Muslim name, given to him by his father in honor of his Muslim grandfather. His own Muslim father left him and his white mother when he was two years old and went back to Africa.

Then, he was left by his white mother to be raised by his white grandparents.

Who did a better job as we see than either his natural mother or natural father.

And yet…he wants to carry the heritage of that “devoted” lost father, and honor his father’s Muslims grandfathers.

What a slap in the face to the grandparents that raised him.

And there he was, last Saturday on a cold day in February, standing on the steps of the Capitol of Illinois, making his announcement that he was running for President.

It was a very revealing moment in American history. Actually, I thought he presented himself better than Bill Clinton did, or ever could.

He hides his ego better: his words are more commanding and he looks more assured of himself. His clever use of the old politicians trick of “This can’t only be about me, it has to be about US,” were almost believable, that’s how good he is.

It was a real John F. Kennedy moment.

If you look at it from simply a politician’s American Idol moment, Osama won. His political science degree came in handy.

Hillary has a big worry. If put one on one with this fellow, she would lose big time. Not only is he a better speaker than Hillary, he is better with words and political platitudes.

Hillary, as we all have seen, is not even as sharp as Bush on his feet.

I watched with admiration at his abilities on Saturday. He spoke to an all white crowd. White people who obviously felt they were looking at the next John Kennedy.

I was wondering where all the black faces were? After all, they were trying extra hard to portray the man as a black man. Not half/white, but all black. Scrolling along the bottom of his speech were little tidbits for all of us to think about. Like…his father was from Africa (no mention of his religion), Obama was a Christian.

Some of the commentators started calling him Baaaa—ruk, instead of Baaa-rak. (I thought that was really funny.)

Evidently, his own polling was showing that he had to capture the African-American vote to get the nomination from Hillary.

So, this month he and his wife were on the front cover of Ebony.

And on 60 minutes, we got to see his wife Michelle, who is another high powered lawyer like her husband, in action. Hillary in black.

When Michelle was asked if she were scared that her husband, “the first black man to run for President” was going to be shot at she replied…

“Well he could be shot just going down to the gas station!”

Oh-oh, is this another Teresa Heinz in black disguise?

What if Rudy Giuliani‘s wife had said if asked the same question: “Well, Rudy could be shot just going into Harlem.”

And I’m…the typical white person out here listening to this, in my opinion, insulting remark, am not suppose to feel offended?... because once again…as we all are being told every single day of our lives---

All white people hate black people.

Unlike Teresa Heinz, who was doomed to be an idiot the day she was born…Michelle was trying to score a point with the black audience, at the expense of the maybe independent white voters listening that day.

All their comments are very calculated. The questions reviewed in advance: the interview choreographed.

Most of these moments are.

For instance, remember when everyone was talking about Hillary’s comment on how she handles bad boys? Many suggested that question was planted…planted to score with the millions of woman who were disgusted with Hillary for putting up with Bill in order to keep her power.

Tell me…just what did Hillary do to Bill Clinton after his Monica shame? What…she didn’t hold hands on a photo shoot? Real tough Hillary. Nice try.

And what did Obama say when his outspoken wife made the comment about he could be dead just because he’s black?

As if it’s a danger just to walk down the street in America if your black?

Nothing. He is no different than Hillary.

Then, I wonder how many really knew what Obama meant when he made the absurd statement in his speech about how smart the founding fathers were to make a Constitution that could be changed…

Say what? What founding fathers is he talking about? His African founding father?

Well, let’s just say I don’t know which statement made me madder. That he uses our great founders in a lie to tell you he is going to change the whole constitution, while at the very same time, standing on the words of Lincoln.

Or that he lets his wife make racist statements about white people just to get himself elected.

Aren’t you glad that Harvard Law School is turning out such fine “citizens of the world?”

But then, maybe if we made an amendment that no lawyers or extended family members of recent Presidents would be allowed to run for President, we might have a better selection of people.

Now the question from this nobody white girl from the Midwest is: Is Obama racist?

Well, if Obama wants me to vote for the All American Idol politician on my cell phone, maybe he should think about changing his name.

And I’ve got one for him: Trigger O’Reilly. It’s all in the pitch.

He might want to think about all the woman voters out there who hate Hillary, after all…even black woman don’t like a man who cheats, and a woman who forgives him.

But from what I’ve heard from the black woman comedicans, if Hillary had been a black woman, Bill Clinton would not only be divorced, he’d be banished to Africa.

Nobody’s Perfect: If you did listen to Obama’s speech, and tried to figure out just exactly what he would do as President, you would have no clue. Which means, if he keeps making speeches full of hyperbole symbolism, he might end up losing the vice-Presidency to Edwards. One thing for sure, he is for universal health care.

They all are.

Nobody Knows
; If Obama really intends to out maneuver Hillary. The only way he could possible do that is if Bill Clinton wanted him to be President instead of his wife.

Revenge can be a REAL bitch, in this case.

How do WE know what old Bill is up to?

Nobody Cares; Just the fact that he has to emphasis that he is a black African American, shows just how shallow they think we all are, and how sick of it we all are getting to be.

You want us to unit as one? Then stop calling yourself “African” unless you live there.


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