Who Did It?

Okay, who did this? Who is the father of these poor and unfortunate babies?

And just who drugged this poor mother, who was on her way to do a show in Las Vegas?

The boyfriend testified he saw the lawyer bringing drugs into the zoo, WHILE the mother was pregnant!

And looked what happened.

The judge could make the men claiming to be the father take a paternity test in the trial of Anna Nicole the tigress, it would take a few seconds, and solve the whole thing quickly....but why? Why do the obvious?

He plans to get his own TV show, so why spoil his chances for fame and fortune?

But, oh...who cares about those poor babies. Who will take care of them? Who will love them?

So, who did this? The Zoo keeper? The wart hog?

Bill Clinton?

Stay tuned, tomorrow the zoo is still in session, and the judge is determined to drag it out until he gets his own program on Fox.

But they'd better hurry up because even tigers decay, and money sitting around tends to disappear.