Riding the Duck

Nobody Flashes Anymore: Today the big news was not so new, but everyone was talking about it anyway since Pat Buchanan, a doomsday believer with a jolly attitude, came out with his new book called Day of Reckoning in which he reckoned that American is pretty much f*%#

The Mexicans will take over the Southwest: we will stay divided by class, race, and gender: our manufacturing will never return: the white race will disappear before the century is over: and we still will have to listen to old eagles songs on the radio.

NEVERTHELESS! AMERICANS WILL CONTINUE TO RIDE THE DUCK!

Interbreeding with animals, and fornication with dogs and ducks will soon be legal.

If it all has to end, I say we go for it! Just make sure you take it outside.