Uuuuuuuugh, Hillary Is Speaking

Nobody Flashes Anymore: In a sleepy all American small town in New Hampshire today, a man went into a Hillary For President campaign recruitment center, grabbed a few hostages, and complained that if he didn't talk to Hillary he would set off all his flairs bought at the local Wal-Mart. He also complained that the government had put a chip in his head.

I know how he feels. Around supper time, Hillary ran to the city to make a big speech about how wonderful it is that all these young people come from ALL over the country to fight for a change. I guess they couldn't find anyone in this town to campaign for Hillary. They had to ship them in.

And they picked the wrong town.

After listening to just about the most boring speech ever recorded in history, the thought was made very evident that this highly educated woman, who longs to run the world, cannot start any sentence, not one...without saying "uuuuuh" first. I tried counting just how many times she said "uuuuh" and got so frustrated I gave up. "Uuuuuh, and I appreciate, uuuuh, these young people, uuuuugh, who come from uuuuuuugh, all over to make uuuuuugh a difference..."

Even a five-year- old speaks better. And they complain about Bush. Really.

Maybe this guy had brain damage from listening to too many Hillary speeches.

Anyway, next time you hear her talk, go ahead...you try to count them. And then just imagine listening to that every single day of your life from now on.

Go ahead, uuuuuuugh....take a number.